Urban Dictionary
(n.) a social phenomenon wherein which a person acts as though he is on his cell phone in order to shield himself from uncomfortable situations.
When Peggy saw the bum approaching, she flipped open her LG and began laughing incessantly as though someone had told a joke on the other end of the line. Still penniless, the bum's plan was thwarted by cellular faux.
by evil little monkey July 27, 2005
Get the cellular fauxmug. A defining moment when you know someone has gone off the deep end. Inspired by Tom Cruise's recent behavior on Oprah. Also see jump the shark
My new boyfriend Benny seemed totally normal until he jumped the couch and started rubbing spicy brown mustard on his body at my family reunion.
by Melissa and Rebecca July 26, 2005
Get the jump the couchmug. The act of downloading more songs than one is actually planning to listen to.
This is usually done by people wishing to raise the number of songs on their ipod in an attempt to seem cooler than they actually are.
This is usually done by people wishing to raise the number of songs on their ipod in an attempt to seem cooler than they actually are.
"Wow how did Gidaro get so many songs on his ipod"
"Well I suggested a good song to him and he went and downloaded every song that band has ever made"
"Well I suggested a good song to him and he went and downloaded every song that band has ever made"
by Borange July 18, 2005
Get the ipod spammingmug. A small change in one's online identity. Comparable to getting a haircut, shaving, or some other real life change in appearance.
by Karlton Christopher Williams March 29, 2004
Get the ihaircutmug. a figurative drink representing a modality of thought. those who consume it are themselves consumed by the negativity which with they speak.
by Lu Xiangshang July 24, 2003
Get the haterademug. by mikwat May 20, 2004
Get the ride onmug. A person who claims to like a band/artist/author etc... but infact can only name works, songs, band members etc... by searching for them on google.
"I was talking to Jimmy online last night about Pink Floyd. But i'm sure he doesn't actually like them, he's just a googlesearch fan"
by NowImLost July 18, 2005
Get the Googlesearch Fanmug.