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Ringtone DJ

A person who shuffles through all their ringtones, one after another, annoying the people around them. You can yell at them, but they don't stop.
Jordan: Hey, Ringtone DJ, I don't wanna hear your tones. Stop showing off, jackass.

Ringtone DJ: Hey, do you like this one? It's "I Wanna 1-2-1 With You"
by Margaret Sevenjhazi July 7, 2004
mugGet the Ringtone DJmug.

table queen

An individual who is highly particular about where they sit in a restaurant and will make a hostess wait while they locate the best table and/or have the hostess move them if a "better" table becomes available.
My friend is such a table queen, it takes us 10 minutes just to sit down.
Stop being such a damn table queen and take a seat!
by Anne Buster November 10, 2008
mugGet the table queenmug.

food of shame

1. Any innutritious substance purchased at a quickie mart or gas station that one takes pleasure in eating but does not like to admit that one eats.
Combining am/pm jalapeno poppers, a slim Jim and a red bull for dinner is food of shame.
"I'm having food of shame for dinner. Don't tell my boyfriend."
"The hotdogs at 7/11 are so food of shame."
by Anne Buster November 9, 2006
mugGet the food of shamemug.

barage

A residential garage that has been converted to look like a public bar.
G-Man spent some in a barage on Veterans Day twisting off.
by sssscot November 11, 2008
mugGet the baragemug.

nosh

to snack on
I've been noshing all day.
Stop your noshin', you won't want to eat dinner.
by Nosher May 24, 2003
mugGet the noshmug.

Fence

A buyer or seller of stolen merchandise.
"I got this sweet iPod from my fence on the south side."

"Hey Sarge, I hear one of your contacts fingered a fence last night."
by Donald Beckwith August 28, 2006
mugGet the Fencemug.

nicotini

An alcoholic drink that includes nicotine as an ingredient. Usually made with vodka in which tobacco has been soaked. Generally billed as an alternative for smokers in smoke-free establishments.
After the citywide smoking ban came into effect, my only option was to drink an occassional nicotini while barhopping.
by JiggaWhat? September 2, 2006
mugGet the nicotinimug.

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