Boobparrot me will ya, it's been a tough day. Oh yeah....boob parrot is the best...

i hate you, yfm?

NOTE: Grown men originated from the fact that "grown men by age is 18 years old or older."

I tossed my cookies after one too many beers,

When asked if the car had air conditioning the salesman tried to make a joke of the car's shortcoming, "Sure, it has four-forty air conditioning."

Manu and Kayla were in the room, cuddling. Tyler walked in and stayed for 30 seconds. Tyler is guilty of a cockpause.

Did you see the guy wearing that cool vintage jacket in the thrift store? total thrift threat.