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Urban Dictionary

Hope Dealers 

HopeDealers are people that go around Slingin’ HOPE in the name of JESUS. Specifically, in recovery groups. They testify, they meet, they greet, they support others in their outreach to communities. Every mode of transportation and every social media is used to get the word out to the broken-hearted in this world. JESUS is the way to full restoration. The Hope Dealers know they are not their past and God has done such a miracle through Jesus in them, they just can’t shut up about it.
A God Miracle was worked in their lives, where their mess, became HIS Message, the restoration in Jesus, placed the desire to be HOPE DEALERS in JESUS, to outreach and tell their testimony to the masses.
Hope Dealers by HopedealerFoeva October 21, 2019

Hairography 

Choreography using a lot of dance movement with the head that causes the hair to thrash about.
The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders used hairography in their half time performance.

toilet bowl scholar 

Someone who researches a topic during a bowel movement, finds literature that aligns with their uneducated morals and immediately becomes an “expert,” on any given subject.
Sally made a comment based on her toilet bowl scholar degree.

New York Sock Exchange 

When everyone in the household gets together to match up socks with a missing partner.
This Saturday, we are getting together to do a New York Sock Exchange, so that I can find my missing socks.

je suis fatigué

when you’re tired, and the English language fails to capture how tired you are, so you switch to French for drama and emphasis
I can’t make it because I’m very je suis fatigué rn
je suis fatigué by 4aminstead July 15, 2024

everything shower 

A long shower where you take care of all personal hygiene, such as shaving body parts, washing hair, and washing face.
Clean sheets after an everything shower is heaven.