dip out

to leave a party or someone's house without them knowing; sneaking out; or just plain leaving.
Don't mean to trip out, but bitch, I'm bout to dip out.
by DerrtySouthBaby April 17, 2004
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Designated Drunk

Responsible partiers choose a Designated Driver to drive during a night of debauchery. The Designated Drunk is chosen by the Driver.

The Designated Drunk assumes responsibility for all drink offers given to the Driver. The Designated Drunk will take all offers of toasts, shots, and drinking competitions in place of the Driver.
Random drunk: "Hey dude! Come have a shot with me!"
Designated Driver: "Gary, you're DD. Take that shot for me."
Gary: "Alright."
by Sanzone September 28, 2005
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Webbernet

My new girlfriend is 5'9", has fake tits, we've never met, but we chat on the webbernet.
by Paul Dirty December 11, 2006
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Homer

1. American bonehead.
2. Pull a Homer: to succeed despite idiocy.
"Looks like I just pulled a Homer!"
- Magic Johnson, after slipping on water and having the ball fly out of his hands, off a ref's head, and into the basket for the game winning three pointer.
by Fenway Nickel January 25, 2004
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twee

Something that is sweet, almost to the point of being sickeningly so. As a derogatory descriptive, it means something that is affectedly dainty or quaint, or is way too sentimental.

In American English it often refers to a type of simple sweet pop music, but in British English it is used much more widely for things that are nauseatingly cute or precious. It comes from the way the word sweet sounds when said in baby talk.
by urbandicfan September 03, 2003
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typeractive

Someone who is overly talkative on emails or text messages.
Man, Emily should get a job. She's been text massageing me every 2 minutes. And there are 10 emails in my inbox from her. She is way typeractive today.
by shaniqua2 January 31, 2007
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headdesk

Slamming the forehead against the desk surface or keyboard repeatedly. Often followed by cursing at the monitor.
"Dammit, I give up!" *headdesk*
by FahrmBoy October 21, 2003
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