Urban Dictionary

Under the influence or having been influenced by Charlie Sheen.

n. the inability to get work done because of it's large quantity. Similar to writer's block, but applies to all work with a deadline.

A non-discretionary charge or fee placed on orders or purchases from certain companies, frequently ticket retailers and cinemas. The charge never relates to a specific cost incurred by the company and is purely an additional fee to boost profits. So called as the company in question knows the consumer has no option but to pay, so their charging it is the company saying, "Fuck You, Pay it."

A modern version of the popular saying "killing two birds with one stone." derived from the popular video game "angry birds."

Having a conversation while not intoxicated. Generally used to postpone the remainder of a conversation until both parties are sober.

Putting off a conversation until everyone involved is capable of making good decisions.

The day after Thursday and before Saturday, according to Rebecca Black. Also the most annoying day of the week now.

Uncle Sam. so named for government's spending habits.