The Permissible act of a sports fan or athlete, usually a male, shedding a quiet tear in celebration of their team's accomplishments. Also acceptable at the end of a classic sports motion picture. Only one episode of sports crying is acceptable per situation.

A phrase used to show appreciation to someone that helped you out.

The horrible feeling after indulging on too much food, similar to the hangover of alcohol. Fat hangovers have almost all of the same effects of regular hangovers. Fat hangovers, however, usually occur right after eating or when going to sleep.

Acronym for Jesus Fucking Christ

A phrase used to describe a girl that is "easy". They are just like the iPhone, as simple as slide to unlock.

Short for "All Fucked Up". Meaning usually some thing or situation that is messed up, broken, disorganized, or failed.

Sending text messages to those people you'd like to date "Someday" or "eventually" to remind them that you exist. It's a low effort way to maintain a connection without having to really commit to anything serious.