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to fall while skiing or snowboarding and leaving a trail of gear behind them

To unintentionally demean one's self. To unthinkingly place one's self in an unflattering light.

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An internet holiday on every third of March. You refer to yourself in the third person.

When you crack your iPhone screen for some reason, but you just keep using it since it still works. It is free to get this app but if you want to get rid of it, you need to pay around $70 to get it fixed.

A phrase mentioned by Admiral Ackbar in "Return of the Jedi", in which states the obvious: The Rebel fleet fell under a trap set up by the Imperial Navy. Now used in several message boards as a multi-purpose phrase

Phrase used before one inadvertently says something that sounds stalkerish on Facebook.