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Bowl Echo

The awesome sound produced by letting one off whilst sitting on the toilet.
Dude, that fuckin' bowl echo was awesome
by Bisto the Genius February 25, 2008
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masternap

The act - either planned or unplanned - of falling to sleep after masturbating.
I was just going to rub one out, but I ended up masternapping for an hour.

Bob's been away from his wife for two days, so he went upstairs for a masternap.
by ScottNWDC June 9, 2011
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Conference Call of Duty

A work related conference call in which you dial in from home while playing Call of Duty. Practitioners must take care to not un-mute their phone with gunshots blaring in the background.
by HC-BOCP August 18, 2010
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spending amnesia

Trying to recall where and when you spent all your money normally when that said money is needed. Occurs because of bad spending habits and fucking awesome party nights.
"Dude, I'm so bad with money! It just disappears."

"You might have spending amnesia. I remember you lost at beer pong then hit the pubs with those trannys.'"
by whydee September 16, 2011
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lunch-blocking

\ˈlənch-ˈbläkeng\ The act of preventing or postponing someone from going to lunch through actions such as scheduling meetings, asking questions, or starting discussions at or near lunch time for the target of the block.
Fred: Where were you? We missed you at lunch.

Bob: My boss scheduled a meeting from 11AM - 2PM today. I was totally lunch-blocked.

Fred: Yeah, my boss was totally lunch-blocking me all last week when he would pop-in to my office at 10:55 for a status report knowing I always go to lunch at 11AM!
by akrazo September 14, 2011
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Dragon Ass

A state of sluggishness, inactivity, and apathy usually brought on by an extended period of hard work.
This has been a such a long day. I've got a bad case of dragon ass
by Sheriff America April 8, 2005
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zero calorie dinner

When your dinner passes right through your body, causing the runs, or the shits. Providing your body with no nutrion and zero calories.
Man that steak isn't agreeing with me, looks like I'm having a zero calorie dinner tonight.

I was on the can all night, had a nother zero calorie dinner.
by crowman943 September 13, 2011
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