by Skeleton Chief September 20, 2015
A hooded soldier is a confident man who takes pride in his foreskin. A hooded solider knows the power and appreciates the function of his intact penis.
She keeps coming back for that hooded soldier.
by Hooded Solider September 19, 2015
by poopsie88 June 11, 2012
"Haley got so high from that Lasagna bowl that she starfished in the car and didn't even make it to Taco Bell" "Gordon is always the first to Starfish"
by onefortysix September 21, 2015
by bigladylover123 September 21, 2015
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by House man2 September 21, 2015