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When a man attempts to grow a beard but his facial hair is so thin and inconsistent, it's as if it were a baby beard
by GlazeHer April 22, 2015
I can't wait until the end of this week when I can stop wearing a lady cork and stop wearing panties.
by GlazeHer February 24, 2014
by GlazeHer March 28, 2014
When Sally's man gave her shit about coming home late after being out with the girls, all she had to say was "Dick please!" before making a grilled cheese and passing out.
by GlazeHer April 11, 2014
Bro: "Hey man, sorry for puking in your Mom's hamper last night, thought I was in the bathroom."
Broseph: "No worries man, it happens. Brogetit."
Bro: "Cool."
Broseph: "No worries man, it happens. Brogetit."
Bro: "Cool."
by GlazeHer January 01, 2014
When a lady dozes off and begins to snore so faintly it's almost difficult to know she's even sleeping.
by GlazeHer January 01, 2014