Sailing the internet

To illegally download content, internet piracy.
So whatcha doing tonight?
I'm sailing the internet looking for movies
by fluffypenis August 13, 2017
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blessed from behind

Your ass is huge.
"Damn girl you are blessed from behind"
by Bigbootygame100 August 14, 2017
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Carpin all those diems

Making the most of your time
"Only losers look stuff up while the rest of us are carpin all those diems."
-summer
by Zed72 August 14, 2017
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Ride Critic

Any passenger for Uber or Lyft that gives you a bad rating over the most ridiculous thing you can imagine.
I got a text, an email and an alert on my mobile device from (ridesharing company) about how dirty my car is. Came to find out it was a fucking ride critic that complained about the water spots on the right side windows.
by DecemberTwentynine August 09, 2017
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Internaive

The state of ignorance towards popular internet memes; the description of a person who does not recognise 90% of internet jokes. origins: internet + naive
"She's so internaive, I can impress her by sending stale memes."
by lavander fuck boy August 15, 2017
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Bachelor name

Equivalent to Fem. "Maiden Name " When a man changes his name to match that of his partner, his former surname is his "Bachelor Name "
When filling out this form, your Bachelor Name goes on line two.
by F5Bobcat August 09, 2017
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I just can't Trump today

Nothing accomplished

Not going to work
Excuses
I just can't Trump today.
by Mandyjane August 09, 2017
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