Urban Dictionary

A gentleman who has chosen to avoid hair loss or premature balding. He has shaved his head and keeps it that way, maintaining that look.

On October 18th, 2010, Jimmy McMillan debated on behalf of the "The Rent Is Too Damn High" party in the gubernatorial debate in NY.

His aim is to provide support to people who have lost jobs, help put a roof over their heads, and allow them to feed their families "breakfast, lunch, and dinner."

Jimmy McMillan is also a karate expert and a proponent of gay marriage.

Shit, shower, and shave (the British military called it "ablutions") was a phrase that originated in WWI, where the US military tried to "train" soldiers to perform certain functions ( to shit, shower, and you guessed it) in the morning so as to not be interrupted during actual combat (WWI was primarily a "daylight" war). By the end of WWII, combat was a 24 hour event, and they could never actually TRAIN the body to crap on command, so the practice was dropped. I've never heard anyone use it who wasn't a veteran of WWII. My dad (a WWII marine) used to say it in the morning and assumed that I (A Vietnam vet) knew what he was talking about. I just thought to myself "gee, dad, that's a weird thing to share..."

When you live your life without drugs, medication, etc.

a man that is a chad of the highest caliber listens to the metal gear rising revengance sound track while in the shower fights off his inner demons doesn't know what hentai is

The classy term for boxed wine

A frequent utterance of Bart Simpson, "Don't have a cow" dismisses the other person's feelings as overreactive to the situation. The person who expresses anger, shock, disgust, or any of several other negative feelings towards an action or person is seen as having a cow. The person who induces bovine delivery, either through doing it or telling of the activity, often tries to minimize the activity as something not so bad. Saying don't have a cow minimizes both the activity itself *and* the person's feelings who is having the cow.