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passenger princess

A pretty girl that has no other job but to look pretty in the passenger seat while her sneaky link/boyfriend/significant other drives.
Yesterday, I was a passenger princess while my boyfriend drove me around the town.
by thebaddestbarbie April 19, 2022
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bald by choice

A gentleman who has chosen to avoid hair loss or premature balding. He has shaved his head and keeps it that way, maintaining that look.
"A lot of guys I know and some celebrities choose to be bald by choice."
by yes juanito yes August 8, 2014
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the rent is too damn high

On October 18th, 2010, Jimmy McMillan debated on behalf of the "The Rent Is Too Damn High" party in the gubernatorial debate in NY.

His aim is to provide support to people who have lost jobs, help put a roof over their heads, and allow them to feed their families "breakfast, lunch, and dinner."

Jimmy McMillan is also a karate expert and a proponent of gay marriage.
I'm tryin' to feed my kids, but the rent is too damn high!
by monkeyweasel October 21, 2010
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shit shower shave

Shit, shower, and shave (the British military called it "ablutions") was a phrase that originated in WWI, where the US military tried to "train" soldiers to perform certain functions ( to shit, shower, and you guessed it) in the morning so as to not be interrupted during actual combat (WWI was primarily a "daylight" war). By the end of WWII, combat was a 24 hour event, and they could never actually TRAIN the body to crap on command, so the practice was dropped. I've never heard anyone use it who wasn't a veteran of WWII. My dad (a WWII marine) used to say it in the morning and assumed that I (A Vietnam vet) knew what he was talking about. I just thought to myself "gee, dad, that's a weird thing to share..."
shit shower shave

Well, time to go shit, shower, and shave.
by Maxsdad October 29, 2019
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Rawdogging life

When you live your life without drugs, medication, etc.
by Worddefinerr March 16, 2021
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cold shower taker

a man that is a chad of the highest caliber listens to the metal gear rising revengance sound track while in the shower fights off his inner demons doesn't know what hentai is
have you heard about "enter name here" he's such a cold shower taker!
by the inventor of cool May 1, 2022
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Cardboardeaux

That cardboardeaux was an exceptionally good choice to have with the fish last night.
by Ruddycheeks August 23, 2012
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