Soccer mom who is always swilling white wine at Bridge Club, Garden Club, Book Club, Junior League and the like. Her children are merely accessories to her social life. Chardonnay moms may be observed giggling, gossiping, or making ill-timed passes at friends' husbands.

The day you are presently living but have no idea what day it actually is.

Usually refers to activities that are rated for all audiences and does not involve any of the following: sex, drugs, alcohol

Adj.: Crazy, Off-kilter. A word you use when you can't think of the proper terminology.

British Term :-
The act of a woman sitting on her subserviants face for the majority of the day.
Also known as throning

Term in pro wrestling. Kayfabe was the unsaid rule that the wrestlers should stay in character during the show and in public appearences in order to maintain a feeling of reality (albeit suspended) among the fans

Short for "traditional wife." Used in alt-right circles to refer to women that embody traditionally feminine and wifely qualities (submissiveness, chastity, willingness to do household chores, etc).