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Coke Hold

A conversation with a person who has done a lot of coke that you can't get away from. People on coke tend to be really chatty and oblivious. (person caught in coke hold can be sober or not)
After doing her third rail in five minutes, Susan turned to me and just started rambling about life's deeper meanings. I wanted to get away but she wouldn't shut up long enough for me to excuse myself. I was caught in a coke hold.
by pete ritch September 3, 2007
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Hanlon's Razor

Hanlon's Razor is a saying commonly summarized as "Never assume malice when stupidity will suffice". Named for "Robert Hanlon"--probably a corruption of the author Robert Heinlein. There are many variations, but the general idea is that same. Also known in British English as the "Cock-Up Theory".
Person 1: Dude, my stimulus check was $600 less than it should be. The government is trying to screw me!
Person 2: Hanlon's Razor, man. They probably had faulty information for you.
by YoungLibertarian October 3, 2008
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Historical Tiddy

Any tiddy from before the 21st century; however, it is most commonly used in reference to women's breasts in historical art from antiquity where nudity was much more common.
Wow, this museum has a sever lacking of historical tiddy.
by The Fair Folk March 3, 2021
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Cringe Wound

When the cringe is so bad that it could kill a person or when it fatally injures a poor soul
by OMARA1C September 27, 2017
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nothingburger

something lame, dead-end, a dud, insignificant; especially something with high expectations that turns out to be average, pathetic, or overhyped.
"much to the team's dismay, the number one pick in this year's draft turned out to be a nothingburger"
by Nutmegs June 11, 2006
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Aspartame Daddy

Not quite rich enough to be a Sugar Daddy.
He only made 60k per year. He wasn't rich enough to be her Sugar Daddy, so the referred to him as her Aspartame Daddy.
by Necromantia April 1, 2016
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Wee dote

A "wee dote" refers to someone who is cute/adorable particularly in the face region. Often used as slang in Northern Ireland

Originates from shakesperean language "To dote on someone" i.e. to show affection.
1.) "Aww Look! He's such a wee dote, I want to hug him."
2.) "Have you seen the new guy?" "Aye he's a wee dote"
by Wee Dote July 9, 2010
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