Urban Dictionary

Combination of the Latin word doofus, meaning an incompetent tool and the word goofy. A goofy doofus.

"The shadow person" refers directly to the completely random occurrence in which a person will clock a glimpse of an unidentified spooky figure which resembles that of an ominous, dark, slender-man looking entity which flashes past their peripheral vision.

This phenomenon has been widely addressed since, well, the beginning of time.

What is most scary is how everyone, even your friends and family, will most likely be able to relate to this and have experienced this several times within their lifetime, with no explanation or evidence as to how and why - even diverse groups of people around the world have described to have coincidentally seen the exact same figure

Despite the unknown presence of the shadow person, research and theories have suggested that these are “creatures of supernatural origin that appear as dark forms in the peripheries of people’s vision and disintegrate, or move between walls, when noticed.”

Some say that they appear during "phases of emotional trauma, physical reflections of grief and fear" whilst others say it is down to sleep deprivation.

Scary shit huh.

Your persona at work, the way you portray yourself in the workplace.

A paypig is the financial submissive in the dynamic of Financial Domination. Financial Domination is a fetish of power exchange which involves the transfer of money from sub to Domme as an act of ultimate submission, as money is the ultimate representation of power in our modern society. Paypigs are alternatively known as finsubs and money slaves.

Used to describe the act of taking a sip from another person's beverage without touching one's lips to the rim of the container.

(It is interesting to note that only native Orange County residents know the true definition of this term)

A quick, messy but functional fix or workaround to a problem.

A Rolex watch that has been stolen, and now the thief is currently wearing the Rolex.