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Whining in a text message. Like sexting but whining.
Dave: "I'm bored, hungry and my feet huuurrrt"?

Jim: "Stop your whexting, I get enough whining in real time with my wife"!
whexting by dangerGator January 15, 2011
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He cannot walk straight because of his wexting addiction.
wexting by billahong May 24, 2010
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The action of walking and texting, as in typing a message on a cell phone, at the same time.
While bicycling down the sidewalk, I almost ran over a young man who stepped out in front of me while he was wexting. Wexting is a dangerous habit.
Wexting by Reteeka September 3, 2010

coco-wheating 

My partner does't like to waste food and she doesn't like coco wheats. But over the course of two weeks she ate all the coco wheats for breakfast, just to get rid of them. Using something you don't like - just to avoid wasting it - is coco-wheating.
When it became apparent my boyfriend was not going to eat those disgusting raisin cookies, I started coco-wheating them.
coco-wheating by obstinate_emu March 19, 2022
Like sexting but with wholesome talk (e.g. “I want to cuddle up next to you and never let you go”)
Me and my girlfriend were wexting all night. I can’t wait until she comes over. She’s an awesome cuddler
Wexting by Tswizzzle March 24, 2020

wrexting 

The act of send a text message while in the process of having a vehicular accident.
"I was wondering why Caley sent me a message that said "Aaaaaaahhhhhh!", but then I found out that he had been wrexting me. You should see his car!"
wrexting by jblakely February 12, 2010
the act of masturbating within a financial institution with the intention of being caught on cctv for the pleasure of the voyeur. like dogging
What are you doing watching that CCTV footage?

Oh waiting to catch some wheating, it gets me off!
wheating by stamp April 22, 2004
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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