that it is 100% necessary
to give to all of your friends before continuing your relationships. The test
must be delivered in an inquisitive tone, as to trick the friend into thinking you are also a fan of the band.Through
the administration of this test
, we can successfully alienate the Nickelback-loving world, and eventually separate them from us completely
in society, leading to our nationwide
radio stations being freed from their
reign of terror.
"Hey Nick, I just
saw that there is a Nickelback concert here in June. You want to go?"
"Dude, I love Nickelback!! Let's do this!"
"Nick! You too? NOOOOOOOOOOO. That was the Nickelback test! Don't ever talk to me again."