wheating

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the act of masturbating within a financial institution with the intention of being caught on cctv for the pleasure of the voyeur. like dogging

What are you doing watching that CCTV footage?

Oh waiting to catch some wheating, it gets me off!

wheating by stamp April 22, 2004

Words you can keep

coco-wheating

My partner does't like to waste food and she doesn't like coco wheats. But over the course of two weeks she ate all the coco wheats for breakfast, just to get rid of them. Using something you don't like - just to avoid wasting it - is coco-wheating.

When it became apparent my boyfriend was not going to eat those disgusting raisin cookies, I started coco-wheating them.

coco-wheating by obstinate_emu March 19, 2022

Related Words

wheating • coco-wheating • whating • weating • Wheaming • whexting • wreating • huh-whating • Wheat Wings • What in God's green African jungles??

whating

1)when someone continues to ask or presist in questioning at something you just said or something that they don't get (from what you said).
2)someone that won't quit asking questions esp. "what" questions continuously on IM.

(on IM)
person2: and so that's how the story goes
person1: what?
person2:nothing
person1:what?
person2: nothing i said!
person1:oh
person2: well dude gotta go, din din...
person1:what??
person2: din din, you know when you you go eat...?
person1:oh!
person2:sy
person1:wah?
person2: SEE YA! as GOOD-BYE! now quit whating me!
person2:GOOD-BYE!
person2 is now offline
person1:oh, okay...uh?

whating by "Dave The Symphony" March 15, 2009

Whating

When someone keeps asking questions about your answers.

Person #1: I got an A on my test.
Person #2: What test?
Person #1: My Psychology test.
Person #2: What is psychology?
Person #1: The study of the mind.
Person #2: What is the mind?
Person #1: Are you Whating me?

Whating by PhalicPhil November 16, 2017

weating

The motion of eating and masturbating at the same time.

Adam was weating in his room all day

weating by DrMetal September 8, 2009

Wheaming

To whisper in a loud fashion.

When Bob and Billy were trying to be secretive in their discussion, they were wheaming so they could hear each other.

Wheaming by Geofdarious1 February 11, 2009

whexting

Whining in a text message. Like sexting but whining.

Dave: "I'm bored, hungry and my feet huuurrrt"?

Jim: "Stop your whexting, I get enough whining in real time with my wife"!

whexting by dangerGator January 15, 2011

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026