wheeping

To drive down the wrong side of a median to avoid making a U turn. The name wheep derives from the sound the tires make while the wheep is in progress.

Lets go to the liquor store. wheeeepppp! And now we're totally wheeping!!

wheeping by gasgasracer March 5, 2009

Butt wheezing 

This occurs when the Anus is dilated so flatulence escapes with a wheezing breezy sound.

Ben Dover found that when he was getting an enema, his flatulence sounded like butt wheezing.

Butt wheezing by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016

Wheezing

The sound you make when your laughing so hard that you can't really breath or make so you're just sitting there like a dying seal

Bitch I'm wheezing

Wheezing by Kelly de bitch June 13, 2018

Wheeling and dealing 

The art of hustling, particularly in a rushed or busy fashion.

Bob was wheeling and dealing around town to make a rent check.

Wheeling and dealing by 🐺 November 2, 2017

Wheezing

When you laugh so hard you start to wheeze.

Somebody says something so funny you laugh to the point of wheezing. It is also something that happens during asmtha attacks

Wheezing by KingofLingo June 2, 2018

Weeping Angels 

A terrifying creature, and deadliest of assasins; The weeping Angels are very old and without mercy. They are beautiful statues...when you can see them.
"Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't look away, don't turn your head, and don't blink. . . . Good luck" - The Doctor They are incredibly fast, but when you can see them the turn to stone. They cannot move, it's a fact of their biology. That's why they cover their eyes; They're not crying, they can't risk looking at eachother.

If one touches you, you will instantly find yourself many years in the past. This is how they feed. They live off of the potential energy of all the days you might have had.

Also, if you are unluckey enough to find yourself in the prescence of one, keep watching it but do NOT look it in the eye. "Anything that holds the image of an angel becomes and angel." This includes televisions AND people (eyes).

Sally found herself surrounded by Weeping Angels, as the

Tardis began to disapear.

Weeping Angels by ImzadiRose November 17, 2010

im wheezing 

another way of saying I'm dead asf

T- Ay did you that he stacked

D- Im wheezing

im wheezing by dhhdhd09 December 13, 2016