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unrection 

The result of seeing something that is the complete opposite of sexy.
A fatty walks up in low cut shirt with a wonderbra holding up her huge fat cans. "Dude, that's nasty, she's giving me an unrection."
unrection by Arrogant Bastard February 26, 2008
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Unrelationship 

A relationship between two people that cannot be classed as platonic but isn't officially a relationship. Not quite "friends with benefits".
"Sam and Lauren are in an unrelationship. They're totally doing it on the sly!"
Unrelationship by Amy_xx March 23, 2009
A fictional piece of media that attempts to suspend disbelief by asserting in some way that it is not fiction.

These stories are typically made in sites commonly used and easily accessible by others (e.g. YouTube, Tiktok, web forums, etc.), and are presented in common formats not typically used for storytelling (e.g. blogging, lets plays, tutorials, etc.)

Unfiction stories sometimes (though not always) have ARG elements - that is, they allow for audience interaction with the storyteller(s) to advance or alter the story.
Have you heard of this new unfiction series about this guy playing a videogame that his sister left when she died?
Unfiction by Baldemoto September 10, 2022

the unmentionable webcomic 

another name for the webcomic "homestuck" that was created by andrew hussie on april 13, 2009
the unmentionable webcomic is the name we use for it as not to summon them

undictionary 

The undictionary is the opposite of the dictionary. It shows how all words and concepts including these have no real meaning and why, starting with the word a and ending with the letter z. It is very useful when one wants to control her/his own life, by so called others, and escape being a machine. It can refute any argument or control over ones life, provided one follows what is commonly called karma. It is starting to be assembled here and now, the only time and place that might be. We all know time, space, words, ideas, life, life, death, are just some of the more major ideas that have been used to control our behavior to reduce our lives to the mechanical level. Once the undictionary is fully assembled and widely accepted we can start to get out of the cave of plato and live life. Please remember words are only like fingers pointing, to start to get us where we need to go, and have no absolute intrincic meaning. One can not point to any thing except a thing itself, THAT thing pointed to is it's own meaning, not the words that are commonly applied to it.
"Eddy look up "homework" in the undictionary and showed his teacher why it didn't really exist. She realized how smart he was and gave him a PhD degree and he could go back to working 6 hours a year for a middle class existence the way it should have been all along, and will be once the undictionary is accepted as meaningful, or more so, than the standard Webster-type dictionary."
undictionary by fred ressler September 24, 2008

Ulurection 

An Australian person with a rock hard erection
"Mozza got an Ulurection at the pub last night in Sydney"
Ulurection by Nik2 December 26, 2016

überection 

1. A masssive boner. An "uber erection."
2. An erection to an "uber" event, especially in a game. Usually does not comply with the sexual orientation of the person exclaiming such a term.
3. An erection to a german girl.
1. Dude. When Nicole took off her clothes I had an überection.
2. Dude. When rambo got a nade headshot in counterstrike, I had an überection.
3. Dude. When Brunhilde derobed, mein penis had an überection.
überection by Chris Deniau April 1, 2007
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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