Extreme Unction

An alcoholic beverage consisting of large amounts of Absinthe mixed with red gaterode or substitute red liquid. So named for the possibility of needing extreme unction after drinking these tasty concoction.

Dude, did you pass out last night after drinking that extreme unction?

by daniel winchester November 5, 2009

unction junction function

The act of performing a bowel movement i.e. having a shit / dump.

I've gots to go to the loo for an unction junction function.

by slssfw May 22, 2005

unction

unc + function

1. A gathering of old people.

2. A gathering that is thematically similar to one primarily attended by old people.

Cribbage night? Bro's going to the unction.

by floppa_x_bingus July 11, 2025

unction

the function when it’s fucking sick and awesome

damn my uncle loveeees the unction

by beeeptooot March 12, 2024

unction

1. Movement Used by a Uncle
2. A motion or action usually exhibited by an Unc or Uncle.

Ain't no way. Bro just hit an Unction.

by drockmansss October 27, 2025