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unction
unc + function
1. A gathering of old people.
2. A gathering that is thematically similar to one primarily attended by old people.
1. A gathering of old people.
2. A gathering that is thematically similar to one primarily attended by old people.
unction by floppa_x_bingus July 11, 2025
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Extreme Unction
An alcoholic beverage consisting of large amounts of Absinthe mixed with red gaterode or substitute red liquid. So named for the possibility of needing extreme unction after drinking these tasty concoction.
Extreme Unction by daniel winchester November 5, 2009
Uctions
(uk'shen)~Noun. A phrase used to describe any odd event that occurs. Also known to have healing and magical properties as well as curing a rare case of spasms. Often times it can cause massive explosions.
1. Looks are decieaving when Uctions are involved.
2. Iv'e got big Uctions!
3. We ain't afraid of no Uctions!
4. Only Uctions can save the king!
2. Iv'e got big Uctions!
3. We ain't afraid of no Uctions!
4. Only Uctions can save the king!
Uctions by Fiercedeity18 July 20, 2007
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