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the function when it’s fucking sick and awesome

damn my uncle loveeees the unction

unction by beeeptooot March 12, 2024

Words you can keep

unction

unc + function

1. A gathering of old people.

2. A gathering that is thematically similar to one primarily attended by old people.

Cribbage night? Bro's going to the unction.

unction by floppa_x_bingus July 11, 2025

Related Words

unction • unction junction function • Extreme Unction • Uctions • unctious • uctionary • uncting • Durban Uictionary • drban uictionary • Sad-uction

unction

1. Movement Used by a Uncle
2. A motion or action usually exhibited by an Unc or Uncle.

Ain't no way. Bro just hit an Unction.

unction by drockmansss October 27, 2025

unction junction function

The act of performing a bowel movement i.e. having a shit / dump.

I've gots to go to the loo for an unction junction function.

unction junction function by slssfw May 22, 2005

Extreme Unction

An alcoholic beverage consisting of large amounts of Absinthe mixed with red gaterode or substitute red liquid. So named for the possibility of needing extreme unction after drinking these tasty concoction.

Dude, did you pass out last night after drinking that extreme unction?

Extreme Unction by daniel winchester November 5, 2009

Uctions

(uk'shen)~Noun. A phrase used to describe any odd event that occurs. Also known to have healing and magical properties as well as curing a rare case of spasms. Often times it can cause massive explosions.

1. Looks are decieaving when Uctions are involved.

2. Iv'e got big Uctions!

3. We ain't afraid of no Uctions!

4. Only Uctions can save the king!

Uctions by Fiercedeity18 July 20, 2007

Durban Uictionary

.noitanalpxe na deen tnod uoY

Durban Uictionary si ytterp looc!

Durban Uictionary by Why_is_it_called PSEYDONYM November 7, 2019

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026