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unc + function

1. A gathering of old people.

2. A gathering that is thematically similar to one primarily attended by old people.
Cribbage night? Bro's going to the unction.
unction by floppa_x_bingus July 11, 2025
1. Movement Used by a Uncle
2. A motion or action usually exhibited by an Unc or Uncle.
Ain't no way. Bro just hit an Unction.
unction by drockmansss October 27, 2025

unction junction function 

The act of performing a bowel movement i.e. having a shit / dump.
I've gots to go to the loo for an unction junction function.

Extreme Unction

An alcoholic beverage consisting of large amounts of Absinthe mixed with red gaterode or substitute red liquid. So named for the possibility of needing extreme unction after drinking these tasty concoction.
Dude, did you pass out last night after drinking that extreme unction?
(uk'shen)~Noun. A phrase used to describe any odd event that occurs. Also known to have healing and magical properties as well as curing a rare case of spasms. Often times it can cause massive explosions.
1. Looks are decieaving when Uctions are involved.

2. Iv'e got big Uctions!

3. We ain't afraid of no Uctions!

4. Only Uctions can save the king!
Uctions by Fiercedeity18 July 20, 2007

Durban Uictionary 

.noitanalpxe na deen tnod uoY
Durban Uictionary si ytterp looc!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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