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unirection

someone who is just a major pain in the hoo-hah
Man, that Teller is a total unirection
unirection by Bob da Builder October 5, 2005
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unirection

A prolonged erection spanning multiple hours
Used as an insult: "You're just a unirection to me."

"My unirection hurt so much at the end, man."
unirection by Nate Camus September 29, 2005
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Ulurection 

An Australian person with a rock hard erection
"Mozza got an Ulurection at the pub last night in Sydney"
Ulurection by Nik2 December 26, 2016

überection 

1. A masssive boner. An "uber erection."
2. An erection to an "uber" event, especially in a game. Usually does not comply with the sexual orientation of the person exclaiming such a term.
3. An erection to a german girl.
1. Dude. When Nicole took off her clothes I had an überection.
2. Dude. When rambo got a nade headshot in counterstrike, I had an überection.
3. Dude. When Brunhilde derobed, mein penis had an überection.
überection by Chris Deniau April 1, 2007

unrection 

The result of seeing something that is the complete opposite of sexy.
A fatty walks up in low cut shirt with a wonderbra holding up her huge fat cans. "Dude, that's nasty, she's giving me an unrection."
unrection by Arrogant Bastard February 26, 2008

Urection 

A morning phenomenon most commonly resulting in painful or delayed urination due to a persistent low blood pressure of the male genitalia. aka "pee boner"
Wife: "Honey, why are you taking so much time in the bathroom?"
Husband: "I'm trying to hurry, but i have a urection."
Urection by Hermann Menderchuck February 20, 2009

Unerection 

Erection but not horny
Student: *has an unerection during class*
Unerection by Big Erected James October 7, 2023
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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