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1. derogatory term for those on the outer edges of the 9/11 truth movement.
2. derogatory term for any conspiracy theorist or political extremist who regularly uses the phrase 'speaking truth to power'
The twoofer said I was following the sheeple for not believing 9/11 was done with holograms, and that he was speaking truth to power
twoofer by tompaines ghost October 27, 2007
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A derogatory term used to make fun of a truther (AKA a conspiracy theorist). It is usually used to belittle or demonize the word truther.
truther: "9/11 was an inside jobby job! And if you don't see it then you are a stupid sheep! WAKE UP!"
Sane Person: "You twoofers are delusional..."
twoofer by uduserE102 May 14, 2013
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something said when you're talking about two things happening at the same time, OR in any situation there is a 2 for 1.
Me: well damn, my truck is stuck in the ditch
Friend: it looks like you're out of gas too!
Me: LOOKS LIKE WE GOT OURSELVES A TWOOFER here!!
twoofer by threalmccoysandwicheater September 22, 2018
The Sound Made by a Blind and Smell less old dog, used as a derogatory term for a Lying conspiracy theorist. A Twoofer first used in 1991 by Carroll D Sanders.
9/11 no Planer Twoofers are Nuts!
Twoofer by CRAZY CHAINSAW June 17, 2023
Something you get two at once.
Harry S. is a twofer dayer.

Oh. The deal is a twofer. Buy one, get one free.
twofer by David F. September 11, 2003
Mother: How are your toofers feeling since the extractions?
Daughter: my teeth ok getting better everyday 👍
toofers by TeaInTheMoment December 29, 2018

TwoFer Babe 

TwoFer Babe, noun.

A woman you would do nearly anything for.
I'd give this woman my life, do anything for her, except maybe donate TWO kidneys, she's a real TwoFer [Babe[.
TwoFer Babe by Handcuffmonkfish October 20, 2019
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