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1. twofer
Something you get two at once.
Harry S. is a twofer dayer.

Oh. The deal is a twofer. Buy one, get one free.
by David F. Sep 11, 2003 share this
2. twofer
when you get two things for the effort, price, time, or space of one
1. Hey, I can use this room as an entertainment room and a guest room--it's a twofer!

2. AP classes are twofers in that they count for high school and college.
3. twofer
When buying marijuana a twofer is a deal buying two grams for thirty dollars.
Customer: Hey! can you hook it up with a twofer?

Seller: For sure that will be thirty bucks.
4. twofer
back to back blowjobs without ever releasing the penis from the mouth. can only successfully be performed by people with the skill to gently coddle the penis back into a repeat performance as it is very sensitive in the moments immediately following the initial blowjob
in an effort to please her Homer, Marge decided to give him a twofer. first she gave him a screaming blowjob which started with some salad tossing and ball suckling. Once he had cum, with out ever releasing his penis, she gently tongued his very tender and sensitive penis in a soothing manner and eventually it responded to her oral stimulation which she continued in increasing intensity

until she brought him to yet another screaming climax.
5. twofer
in mountaineering/hiking: Doing same or two different climbs/hikes back to back. Used by Ed Viestur in his book "No shortcut to the top".
Our plan included a twofer to Everest and Makalu.
6. twofer
Have you ever seen a super hot girl and then realized that she was as dumb as a shoe? Have you ever heard a girl say something really brilliant, only to turn around and discover that she was a full-on yeti? This is the opposite, its when a girl is not only hot, but smart.
Robyn is not only a 10 but shes smart, total twofer.
7. Twofer
A Canadian 24 pack of beer.
Hey you hosers were out of beer, someone needs to run to the ALCB and pick up a Twofer.
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