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Something you get two at once. Harry S. is a twofer dayer.
Oh. The deal is a twofer. Buy one, get one free. |
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when you get two things for the effort, price, time, or space of one 1. Hey, I can use this room as an entertainment room and a guest room--it's a twofer!
2. AP classes are twofers in that they count for high school and college. |
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When buying marijuana a twofer is a deal buying two grams for thirty dollars. Customer: Hey! can you hook it up with a twofer?
Seller: For sure that will be thirty bucks. |
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A Catholic that only goes to mass on Easter and Christmas. Usually an annoyance to those who go every sunday. -"We should leave for Christmas mass early."
-"Why?" -"Becuase all the damn twofers are going to take up the seats!" |
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back to back blowjobs without ever releasing the penis from the mouth. can only successfully be performed by people with the skill to gently coddle the penis back into a repeat performance as it is very sensitive in the moments immediately following the initial blowjob in an effort to please her Homer, Marge decided to give him a twofer. first she gave him a screaming blowjob which started with some salad tossing and ball suckling. Once he had cum, with out ever releasing his penis, she gently tongued his very tender and sensitive penis in a soothing manner and eventually it responded to her oral stimulation which she continued in increasing intensity
until she brought him to yet another screaming climax. |
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in mountaineering/hiking: Doing same or two different climbs/hikes back to back. Used by Ed Viestur in his book "No shortcut to the top". Our plan included a twofer to Everest and Makalu.
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A Canadian 24 pack of beer. Hey you hosers were out of beer, someone needs to run to the ALCB and pick up a Twofer.
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