Handcuffmonkfish's definitions
by Handcuffmonkfish December 13, 2020
Get the fugmentmug. edjumacation - a learning discipline employed by ugly heterosexual high school gym teachers who tutor after school sexually repressed students who are late comers to puberty and EDGE them slowly with unlubricated foot jobs over the course of a school year to their first explosive orgasm, a coming of age ceremony generally witnessed by the entire class that takes place from the foul line of the basketball court with the intention of hitting five to seven shots in a row that would be total swishes except the first one would clog the net totally until it flows over the edge of the rim, to be licked up by the night janitor.
"I don't care if I don't play football and get to go to the prom with my steroid shriveled testicles, I'm getting a good edjumacation."
by Handcuffmonkfish November 30, 2020
Get the edjumacationmug. Buy party sin
The only common ground(s) the insatiable erected members of the US Political Parties will ever agree on, albeit strictly behind bedroom doors per personal special interests, and in unanimous denial in public.
The only common ground(s) the insatiable erected members of the US Political Parties will ever agree on, albeit strictly behind bedroom doors per personal special interests, and in unanimous denial in public.
by Handcuffmonkfish October 18, 2019
Get the buy party sinmug. A Haiku is a Japanese poem of seventeen syllables, in three lines of five, seven, and five, traditionally evoking images of the natural world. A second definition is that it is a poem in English written in the form of a haiku. The definition of the latter is addressed in this Urban dictionary definition of Haiku haikuha ikuha.
A Haiku haikuha ikuhai is an instantiation of a Haiku that is doomed to failure from it's very conception, in that despite its faithful attempt to rigorously follow the classic poetic form, despite scoring in the 94th percentile, which would give it an educational grade of an A, following poetry form is strictly a pass / fail commitment, and sadly might be summed up otherwise as
"it just doesn't have a KU."
A Haiku haikuha ikuhai is an instantiation of a Haiku that is doomed to failure from it's very conception, in that despite its faithful attempt to rigorously follow the classic poetic form, despite scoring in the 94th percentile, which would give it an educational grade of an A, following poetry form is strictly a pass / fail commitment, and sadly might be summed up otherwise as
"it just doesn't have a KU."
"Damn, Chauncey wrote another brilliant haiku; he's so good it's disgusting, no wonder everyone hates him, and even worse, he doesn't have a fucking haiku haikuha ikuhai ."
by Handcuffmonkfish November 30, 2020
Get the Haiku haikuha ikuhamug. To celebrate people who share intense feelings of affection for one another, using word play from Morning Glory implying a wonderful prior evening together, glorious in the form of Glory us, and finally the combination of morning Glory and us.
"Last night with you? It was #morninggloryus."
by Handcuffmonkfish September 26, 2019
Get the Morninggloryusmug. Noun...
Political, derogatory,
see Snowflakes
definition: A Snofart is a Snowflake who does not shower before a political demonstration or protest.
Political, derogatory,
see Snowflakes
definition: A Snofart is a Snowflake who does not shower before a political demonstration or protest.
by Handcuffmonkfish April 18, 2018
Get the Snowfartsmug. I'd give this woman my life, do anything for her, except maybe donate TWO kidneys, she's a real TwoFer Babe.
by Handcuffmonkfish October 20, 2019
Get the TwoFer Babemug.