fugment

Fugment NOUN

a fictional memory in one's personal sexual history
"I thought I had fucked her the night we'd met but it was just a fugment of my imagination."
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EBR

"EBR", an acronym used to express one's musical tastes, the initials suggesting "Everything But Rap."
My music I guess is like Rock, Jazz, Country, Blues, whatever, you know, EBR.
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Haiku haikuha ikuha

A Haiku is a Japanese poem of seventeen syllables, in three lines of five, seven, and five, traditionally evoking images of the natural world. A second definition is that it is a poem in English written in the form of a haiku. The definition of the latter is addressed in this Urban dictionary definition of Haiku haikuha ikuha.

A Haiku haikuha ikuhai is an instantiation of a Haiku that is doomed to failure from it's very conception, in that despite its faithful attempt to rigorously follow the classic poetic form, despite scoring in the 94th percentile, which would give it an educational grade of an A, following poetry form is strictly a pass / fail commitment, and sadly might be summed up otherwise as

"it just doesn't have a KU."
"Damn, Chauncey wrote another brilliant haiku; he's so good it's disgusting, no wonder everyone hates him, and even worse, he doesn't have a fucking haiku haikuha ikuhai ."
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buy party sin

Buy party sin
The only common ground(s) the insatiable erected members of the US Political Parties will ever agree on, albeit strictly behind bedroom doors per personal special interests, and in unanimous denial in public.
Epstein's island was truly the off the record Capitol of buy party sin effort.
by Handcuffmonkfish October 18, 2019
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STFU

Stfu
See through fucking underwear.
What people always talking about how big or tight their crotch musculature is should wear.
"If your dick is the size you say why aren't you a STFU model?"
by Handcuffmonkfish December 24, 2019
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Cha Cha Cha

Cha Cha Cha

Acronym for Clear Her Agenda

a demand for the greater good, repeated and again, to be heard LOUD AND CLEAR, used sparingly and deadly seriously, generally when you realize that you have pushed the kindest, most wonderful selfless and hardest working woman in the world to the brink of the Angelic smile fading from her face as you treat her like a rented mule.
You don't know how good you got it with that woman, she don't need roses, trust me, maybe you better clear her agenda, take her dancing, cha cha cha before it's too late.
by Handcuffmonkfish October 22, 2019
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Rodney king t shirt

Rodney King t shirt
Noun
I see shirt that says something like

"why can't we all just get along?"
With a picture of his face those people who can't read.
I just got the hell out of there man, it was like a Rodney King t shirt t 👕.
by Handcuffmonkfish October 16, 2019
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