Skip to main content

Handcuffmonkfish's definitions

fugment

Fugment NOUN

a fictional memory in one's personal sexual history
"I thought I had fucked her the night we'd met but it was just a fugment of my imagination."
by Handcuffmonkfish December 13, 2020
mugGet the fugmentmug.

buy party sin

Buy party sin
The only common ground(s) the insatiable erected members of the US Political Parties will ever agree on, albeit strictly behind bedroom doors per personal special interests, and in unanimous denial in public.
Epstein's island was truly the off the record Capitol of buy party sin effort.
by Handcuffmonkfish October 18, 2019
mugGet the buy party sinmug.

Snowfarts

Noun...

Political, derogatory,

see Snowflakes

definition: A Snofart is a Snowflake who does not shower before a political demonstration or protest.
The demonstration stunk. It was overwhelmed by Snowfarts...
by Handcuffmonkfish April 18, 2018
mugGet the Snowfartsmug.

Rodney king t shirt

Rodney King t shirt
Noun
I see shirt that says something like

"why can't we all just get along?"
With a picture of his face those people who can't read.
I just got the hell out of there man, it was like a Rodney King t shirt t 👕.
by Handcuffmonkfish October 16, 2019
mugGet the Rodney king t shirtmug.

lootstream

lootstream
noun
1. recurring revenue, especially liquid assets, on a long term or permanent basis.

2. lootstream.com, a web site that explores supplemental income opportunities .
"the monthly checks from the trust fund proved to be a nice little lootstream."
by Handcuffmonkfish December 18, 2016
mugGet the lootstreammug.

Fartcap

Fartcap, cheeky noun, political

Bipartisan, Uni-sex, peaceful alternative to a Pussyhat or MAGAhat, allows men to tip hats at ladies in chivalry as opposed to telling them to blow it out their ass, while also permitting women to avoid the embarrassment of a public pussy fart.
They're total political opposites, they hate each other, they won't even look at each other when they fuck, but they're the happiest couple I've ever seen in my life. You can leave your Fartcap on.
by Handcuffmonkfish October 22, 2019
mugGet the Fartcapmug.

Uckish

Uckish
The compound conjunction resolution of uck and ish, uck being the mundane world's solution to human misery through (f)ucking, and the ish replacement the epiphany, we're fishing at last... often the uck is mistakenly uttered by nervous men who are just afraid to tell a woman what he really wants from her, and what it is she really wants to hear...
I'm feeling uckish... Wanna go fishing?
I'm feeling uckish... Wanna go fishing?
by Handcuffmonkfish August 29, 2019
mugGet the Uckishmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email