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1.
is a really quick shit close to two minutes may even be a non wiper
dude we can't leave for sushi yet i gotta make some fucking room. before we leave i gotta take a twooper
by Dirty Dally22 November 03, 2009
 
2.
Someone who tweets while pooping.
Hey Mr.Woods, are you a twooper?
by 1984BigBrother December 05, 2011