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phase two'ed 

When you first phase one someone ( giving them the idea you want to be with them), then icing them out for as long as it takes (days, months, or years).

Then initiating phase two: giving them the impression you're too good for them like

"yah we'd never work out"
"I always laugh when people say we should be together, isn't that ridiculous?"

or dropping the "I'm glad were friends" bomb to make them work harder.

Eventually leaving the the opposing person puddy in your hand, to do what you may.
phase two'ed: the act in which you mindfuck them into doing what you want them to

"yah I phased two'ed him so hard last night, and we banged"
"yah I phased two'ed him so hard last night, and he did my taxes"
"yah I think I got phased two'ed I slept with someone I didn't think I would"
phase two'ed by brooklyngirl1996 December 12, 2016

Shreck Two'ed 

Similar to shrecked, under the influence of both alcohol and marijuana to such a degree that the user experiences a lack of control over his or her actions as well as a complete memory wipe the next morning.
Oh man, I got so Shreck Two'ed last night. I woke up in a puddle of puke in some ugly bitch's bed!
Shreck Two'ed by motleyfuel January 7, 2009

Two-Line Ed 

A person that only uses 2 lines in their rap verses when freestyling/battling.
Matty: "Yo my name is Ed, I'll put you to bed......ohhhhhh what now, munse."
Sammy: "Dude you literally just made one rhyme, your such a Two-Line Ed."
Two-Line Ed by Samuel Adams Wisner September 23, 2010

Goody Two-Shoes Edgelord 

Any type of edgelord that may be edgy, but is still well mannered and behaved, and might possibly be edgy for moral reasons.
He may have looked edgy and even acted edgy, but he still had proper and respectful manners. He was seriously a goody two-shoes edgelord.

Rockwall - Codex Petram 3rd Edition Part Two 

Now, you may find yourself not asking this: Does Rockwall have a punk scene? Nope. There is no scene of any sort here. Anything new or innovative is to be stifled by some dickhead normie with a shit eating grin. The closest thing to a scene here probably the influx of faggot teenagers vaping, because they’re either too retarded or too poor to get weed without getting caught by their parents.

Rockwall - Codex Petram 4th Edition
According to researchers behind Rockwall - Codex Petram 3rd Edition Part Two,
The ratio of section 8 housing to upper class housing is 4 to 14.

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