When you first phase one someone ( giving them the idea you want to be with them), then icing them out for as long as it takes (days, months, or years).

Then initiating phase two: giving them the impression you're too good for them like

"yah we'd never work out"
"I always laugh when people say we should be together, isn't that ridiculous?"

or dropping the "I'm glad were friends" bomb to make them work harder.

Eventually leaving the the opposing person puddy in your hand, to do what you may.

phase two'ed: the act in which you mindfuck them into doing what you want them to

"yah I phased two'ed him so hard last night, and we banged"
"yah I phased two'ed him so hard last night, and he did my taxes"
"yah I think I got phased two'ed I slept with someone I didn't think I would"

phase two'ed by brooklyngirl1996 December 12, 2016

Shreck Two'ed

Similar to shrecked, under the influence of both alcohol and marijuana to such a degree that the user experiences a lack of control over his or her actions as well as a complete memory wipe the next morning.

Oh man, I got so Shreck Two'ed last night. I woke up in a puddle of puke in some ugly bitch's bed!

Shreck Two'ed by motleyfuel January 7, 2009

Two-Line Ed

A person that only uses 2 lines in their rap verses when freestyling/battling.

Matty: "Yo my name is Ed, I'll put you to bed......ohhhhhh what now, munse."
Sammy: "Dude you literally just made one rhyme, your such a Two-Line Ed."

Two-Line Ed by Samuel Adams Wisner September 23, 2010

Goody Two-Shoes Edgelord

Any type of edgelord that may be edgy, but is still well mannered and behaved, and might possibly be edgy for moral reasons.

He may have looked edgy and even acted edgy, but he still had proper and respectful manners. He was seriously a goody two-shoes edgelord.

Goody Two-Shoes Edgelord by CelticEagle May 25, 2019

Rockwall - Codex Petram 3rd Edition Part Two

Now, you may find yourself not asking this: Does Rockwall have a punk scene? Nope. There is no scene of any sort here. Anything new or innovative is to be stifled by some dickhead normie with a shit eating grin. The closest thing to a scene here probably the influx of faggot teenagers vaping, because they’re either too retarded or too poor to get weed without getting caught by their parents.

Rockwall - Codex Petram 4th Edition

According to researchers behind Rockwall - Codex Petram 3rd Edition Part Two,
The ratio of section 8 housing to upper class housing is 4 to 14.

Rockwall - Codex Petram 3rd Edition Part Two by CockwallTexasfuckingsucks February 12, 2018

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026