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Twitcking 

A combination of titting (to suck a tit, or to let someone suck your tit), twitching (to slightly convulse), twit (rather a British word used for silly, foolish, or dumb), ticking (to be in the act of making a really cringy tik tok), and witting (when you act smart, and you use a lot of 'smart words' to act smart, but you're actually stupid).

To twitch while you suck someone's tits, when you are a twit, while making a tik tok, and then to wit.
"Ewwwww. Last night, Rod was twitcking Eliza"
"Gross"
Twitcking by DwightIsAlmighty July 28, 2019
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twirlking 

Well, obviously it's a combination of twerking and a 360 degree twirling. Twirlking is performed by a man. Twirling his cock, in a clock - counter clock circular motion, with decorative accessories attached to the tip or placed in the end of the penis.
Any swinging dick can do the helicockter. To twirlk The twirlker displays jewelry on his junk while twirlking like a modern day male exotic dancer, for his female friends personal pleasure.
twirlking by TwirlKing DanSir January 1, 2017

picture tricking

Altering a photo with photoshop or some other electronic or manual manipulation.
That picture shows me with my arms around another woman at the Club. I was only standing next to her talking! Whoever took that picture did some picture tricking, and trying to get me in trouble!
picture tricking by talk2me-JCH2 August 15, 2022

Ticking Time Bomb 

An individual who is so clueless, reckless, stupid, or careless, that it's only a matter of time before they cause serious harm to themselves or someone around them.
Whenever you see a Toyota Corolla with it's back bumper taped together with duck tape pressed on half ass, and the front bumper straight up gone, it's a pretty safe bet that they're a ticking time bomb and they're a terrible driver who needs to be avoided at all costs.

twinking 

MMORPG: The very common practice of giving a lower level character items he could not have obtained on his own. Most MMORPGs have level requirements on items to reduce the effectiveness of twinking.
I twinked out my level one Sorceress with Tarnhelm, the Eye of Etlich, and two SOJs.
twinking by Rast September 6, 2004

Twatching 

Twatching — the act of experiencing an ongoing television show or event via live twitter monitoring, while avoiding the actual show or event.

People often engage in twatching when viewing a televised event — an award show, a debate, a congressional hearing, a sporting event or breaking news, for example — is too boring, irritating, upsetting or excruciating to watch live, so they choose, instead, to experience it in real time by following the hashtags and live tweeting of others.

Some people swear that twatching is often a better experience than watching.
“No, I’m not going to watch the Academy Awards, because when they’re not boring me with their cheesy numbers, they’re pissing me off with their criminally idiotic Oscar choices. But I’ll be twatching every minute, from the red carpet on.”
Twatching by jacandy December 19, 2019
Word of the Day on February 9, 2020

twikking 

the act of actively updating your twitter account while under the influence of crystal meth
Whoa dude, Jay must be straight twikking. His tweets are so scattered and updated every 5 seconds.
twikking by UR Crotch April 22, 2009
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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