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used in gay vernacular especially among drag queens

to call out someone's flaws, to uncover or reveal the truth in a situation or one's true gender
I saw through her! She was a fake! And I clocked it! I am Nurse Clock-a-bitch!
by Gayzelle March 11, 2011
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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1) To regard an act or object.
2) The act of hitting a person.
3) A gauge, such as a speedometer.
4) To gauge, to estimate, to time.
1) You clockin' that hot AMG?
2) Try to steal my AMG, I'll clock you.
3) These new 340 km/h AMG clocks rule!
4) Cop clocked me at 340 in my AMG!
by T.D. January 20, 2003
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Scale for weighing drugs
"I don't think this is an O. You got a clock?"
by Lucca Brassi March 26, 2009
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Hitting someone with a closed fist.

Time telling device
I clocked Valencia, for making a rude comment.

That clock is 20 minutes fast.
by Saints February 16, 2005
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An extremely well done but greatly overplayed musical piece by the British dream rock quartet, Coldplay.
Holy shit! They just played "Clocks"! Turn the damn radio off!
by Kevin Frost April 10, 2004
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1)HOW THE HELL DID YOU NOT CLOCK SHE JACKED (stole) YOUR SPARKLY POTATO CHIPS?
2)-Teacher catches student with dope.
Friend: Shame. You got clocked.
by sakjgmf February 09, 2011
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The act of completing a video game or computer game completely
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 04, 2003
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