twatmouse

A Term used to describe a tan line, with an outstanding definition between tan and unexposed skin.

Thats some serious twatmouse you've got there pal, you look like a zebra with 2 legs.....

twatmouse by peter uddle November 7, 2012

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Twatmouth

Someone whose words are just as useless as the sounds that emanate from a twat.

Someone who has a twat where their mouth should be

Dude, you're such a twatmouth. You frickin talk all day long.

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An idiot, or unpleasant person, used in the same way as douchebag, but more emphatic; one who dwells in twats, much like a buttmonkey dwells in butts

Each girl that Chuck goes for is sluttier and sluttier. He's such a twatmonkey

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Is that a titmouse?

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Small, invisible rodent that leads what one imagines is an idyllic existence in the ample cleavage of beautiful ladies.

Gordon: I'd love to be Nigella Lawson's titmouse.

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Seamonkeys crossbred with crabs, they often spread by swinging from clit to clit, leaving a trail of little semen behind, or in your behind.

My mother says her husband is a real twatmonkey!

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When a man inserts his big toe into a womans anus, while sucking her tits.

Chris wanted a Rusty Titmouse from Sarah for his birthday.

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