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Being a Lawson is a gift. He is awesome, hot, and very athletic. He is a very smart person and has a lot of friends. Everybody loves him. Everybody wants to be him. He always has a good and positive personality. He is very good at sports, especially in swimming.
He is so Lawson.

Lawson is so cool.

You just pulled a Lawson.
by Law-superman December 27, 2016
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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A sleepyhead. Although a cutie, but also a dork. An Aspiring chef who cooks yummy food! Can easily make you laugh and smile :) Frequently found at Sole.
Almost as awesome as Katie.
"I wish I could be a Lawson!"
by kt777 November 17, 2009
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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to invade the womans anal cavity with ones penis.
by Kortland October 12, 2005
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

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Making it appear that you are working or busy, when in actuality, you are not. Can be used as a noun or a verb.
Dude, are you busy, or are you just lawsoning right now?

I'm so sick of that guy. He's a total lawsoner.
by IamMegatron October 22, 2011
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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a unit of weight equivalent to 140 pounds or 63.5029 kilograms.
I am so weak. I can only bench a Lawson.
by dentist blaws April 18, 2011
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n. the completed action of saying something completely retarded

studies show that a Lawson in any given classroom reduces the collective IQ of all its inhabitants by an average of 36 points.
example:
"LOL if you are a ghost can you have sex with girls???"

"dude...that was such a Lawson"
by puhpuhpuhpeeeter June 06, 2005
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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