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turdbrain 

turdbrain one who is a shit for brains is extremely stupid with little or no common sense
this man walked into a convenient store with toy gun attempting to rob the store and almost got shot by the police but he was lucky to walk away with his life what a stupid no good turdbrain
turdbrain by littlejimmie May 1, 2019
Protective head covering for bird droppings.
While dining outside with friends, I was happy I wore my turdban
Turdban by Niezzy March 3, 2019

turdbruiser

someone who picks on the weak. to me a weak person is a turd. picking on them makes you a turdbruiser.
larry: dude, you can't hit that little turd!
dude: gee larry, why not?
larry: cause that'd make you a turdbruiser

turdbruiser by ken power January 15, 2008

Turdmarine 

derived from the words Turd and Submarine. A Turdmarine is created when someone accidentally shits themselves whilst taking a bath, and the piece of crap is left floating around in the water.
Hey! Check out this massive turdmarine I just dumped in the tub!
Turdmarine by mikeland October 29, 2008

Turdakaine 

The largest of shit storms a turdikane can be known to destroy whole bussiness,classrooms, offices and lives. The turdikane is often predicted using dumplar radar and forcasted by crapuweather
The turdakaine wiped out all of COMM 240. Rendering the room silent.
Turdakaine by ddeckchair May 3, 2010
A big dookie like a chocolate swirl ice cream sundae right on the head of an unknowing loser, creating the image of HAAJI from Johnny Quest. Thus the turdbin is born.
I gave Mike a turdbin while he was asleep, then railed the stripper.
turdbin by Captain Cornhole March 13, 2004
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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