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Anyone less than a United States Marine usually a Seamen, Sailor, or Navy personnel.
She wanted to hookup with a real man in the bar, but there was nothing but soldiers and submarines.
by PJudt December 11, 2009
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A sexual act involving a man eating out a woman's vagina while masturbating. Just before the man cums he looks up at her and when she notices him looking at her he says "Target locked". While the girl is still in confusion he says "Fire Torpedo!" as he jumps up and cums in her face. Then walks away saying "Target Destroyed"
"Kellsi was so surprised when I gave her that submarine for her birthday"
by DJ {Taco} September 15, 2008
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long, hard, and full of seamen
by Mike the Ekim May 08, 2005
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(verb) To get someone drunk without their knowledge or to trick someone into drinking more than they intended.
Sean: Jim what happened to you last night?
Jim: I don't really remember, I think Phil submarined me.
by Redfield04 December 02, 2007
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The act of ripping a bongload then chugging a beer before exhaling the smoke.
Dude did you see that guy at the party do a submarine and pass out on the floor? Classic.
by Bart Mancuso February 09, 2010
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1.Submersive ship that can sink to great depths and combat other ships. They are used frequently in the military for commandeering guided missles.

2.The Penis when fully erected.
"The Submarine's mapped out the bases coordinates"

*groan*"Aaww, man...my submarine is long and hard and fulla semen"
by Michale Jackson's child February 18, 2006
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One of the only two types of ships in the world. The other being "targets"
The Akula II is a Russian Submarine.
by Major Davis September 13, 2003
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