loser

A dumb bitch who uses the wrong hand to make the "L" symbol on her forehead.

As seen in the image above.
Use your right hand, fucktard, so it looks like an "L" to the rest of the world. Using your left makes it an "L" only to you.
by Richard Munch December 02, 2004
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A word used by many idiots to make them feel better about themselves while laughing at the misfortunes of many people who are many times
1. Depressed
2. Unable to raise their social status
3. Have gone through many hardships
4. Will probably be virgins for a LONG time
5. Have been tormented about being losers for all their life and don't need to hear any more bull shit.
Hey why do you have a right to complain about someone who is a loser if you aren't? So shut up
by Saihttam March 24, 2005
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A toxic person who, despite having many opportunities to succeed in life, consistently makes bad choices which result in professional and personal failure. They usually end up dragging everyone near them into the loser culture, which makes them toxic. The key to identifying a loser is the consistency with which they make bad decisions and their inability to learn from, admit to, and correct their mistakes. Narcissism and low self-esteem are hallmark personality characteristics of a loser.
This loser was married to one of the most beautiful women in Britain and threw his marriage away for oral sex from a LA streetwalker and drugs.
by John9999 October 10, 2016
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loser – n. A person who has fallen off the social ladder, climbed down the social ladder, jumped off the social ladder, or just never bothered to climb the social ladder in the first place. Upon arrival on the ground, losers begin to befriend fellow groundlings and realize how much fun a person can have when gravity isn’t an issue. It is perfectly acceptable to insult losers, because they have nowhere to fall to and it won’t hurt much. They will end up laughing about it later, anyways. Every now and then, a loser will glance at the top of the social ladder, but it is never long before they realize how pointless and stupid the top of the ladder is.
person: you're a loser and a nerd, i hate you.
loser: ok
by cardenio April 06, 2005
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someone who can't accept their own failure
k#y accused his co-worker as being sinister and bitesome as a cobra? he is just a fucking jelly loser.
by it is not your business July 23, 2019
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Generally speaking, the smart, creative kids in high school. The ones who do things actually worthwhile rather than tossing a football around and dressing like clones. They don't care about being popular and this pisses the popular people off. Losers tend to be very open minded and caring individuals. As opposed to the superficial, judgemental jocks. Additionally, losers are the real winners of life. After enduring four years of bullshit they get to enjoy a long life of prosperity. It's the opposite for the dipshit jocks who fucked around in school. Its a fair trade off, if you ask me.
Ultimately, most losers will succeed in life.
by 1RevoveR1 March 06, 2006
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someone who isn’t your friend

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by The m'ster February 07, 2020
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