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Toastability 

How well a toaster waffle can be toasted.
The Nature's Path blueberry waffle has S tier toastability.
Toastability by WaffleMaster123 November 11, 2021
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Tastivity 

Tastivity is the term that refers to when people insult others in a argue over what goes ontop of, in, or around a food. Most common is pizza, ice cream, and tacos. Along wi
"Dude I only like reguler pizza!". "How can you say that? You have no tastivity man".
"Tacos are the best with just the sauce." "Hell no dude, you need habenero on it for it to be a REAL taco."
"Ice cream with over 9000 topppings is God's choice when going to tastivity"
Tastivity by Ozma_S December 8, 2009

Toastalitus 

toastalitus is a rare eating disorder in the preparation and eating of toast. the duration of the eating of each peice of toast must take as long as prepartion,

common slang names for someone with toastalontus is known as a toasty or toast tart or a tallulah.

the physical attributes are big heads and the ability to cry on demand how ever psychologicaly they are an insecure minority who become compulsive liar and cleptomanics, commonly stealing from family members in most cases the older sister. they are a jealous bunch who are unloved and threated to run away due to this laco of compassion towards them.

there own eating disorder is aggravated further by being second best at everything and never comparing to older sisters. whom are smarter and far more attractive. they become sheep and try act like those who they aspire to be like but can never pull it of, this is where they alleviate stress by the presentation of there toast.

usualy spreading carefully covering the entire side of bread in a topping or two. unfortunatly due to anxiety and low self asteem they burn the toast. and try to hide it by smothering extra toppings and spraying the odd bit of febreeze in the surrounding environment.
tallulah your toastalitus is really bugging me, hurry up and eat it before i do, slow coach
Toastalitus by toasttart November 10, 2009

toastily 

Absolutely Toast.
Like totally, only, instead of being completely total, it is completely toast.
That toast is toastily delicious!
toastily by Mr. Toastily June 13, 2011

Tastivity 

Tastivity refers to ingredients, toppings, garnish and all relatated edible items involved in making a food or drink. Tastivity is used to describe or express how food is prepared. Tastivity is the measure of disgusting to delicious. When you refer to someones tastivity you are refereing to their preference of the way they customize their food. ie. the way they dress thier hamburger, pizza or ice cream sundae. Tastivity also refers to drinks such as the Bloody Ceaser, Red Wine Sangria that can be prepared with various ingredients. In most foods and drinks tastivity is a personal opinion however some foods/drinks have a unique balance that is undesputable tastivity! (or at least within a degree)
1. "Pizza loaded with veggies and goat cheese." "This is great tastivity to me!"

2. "This Bloody Ceaser has no hot suace" "bad tastivity!"

3. "I like my hamburgers with mustard only..." "that is perfect tastivity!"
Tastivity by ab123455 July 6, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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