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1.
A very tasty food which consists of beef, hamburger buns, and a wide variety of toppings incuding, but not limited to: Mustard, Ketchup, Pickles, BBQ, Bacon, Lettuce, Onion. The best hamburgers can be found at bars or are homeade.

You can find fake, nasty hamburgers at many fast food places.
Burger King...more like King of fake burgers! Bob's Bar in the small town of Smallville has the states best hamburgers!
by Meijer's! September 20, 2005
 
2.
An inhabitant of the German port city of Hamburg
He is from Hamburg; A real Hamburger!
by anonimously November 16, 2005
 
3.
(n.) a recently-given hickey; coined for its distinct raw, meaty look.
Guy 1- "Nice hamburger, broseph."
Guy 2- "Yeah. She was real hongry!"
by Da Sperminator January 23, 2011
 
4.
a burger that rarely, if any, contains ham.
hamburger, more like a processed-burger.
by english___p October 10, 2006
 
5.
The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.
Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.
by Royale With Cheese June 28, 2007
 
6.
Hamburgers is a slang term for marijuana.
Hippy - "Hey, you wanna go cook up some hamburgers?"
Everyone - "Fuck yeah"
by Hippy Lito June 28, 2009
 
7.
Since almost everybody else is too busy making childish jokes, I'll be one of the ones who gives the real definition:

The greatest food ever. It basically a piece of meat put between two pieces of bread. cheese, ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise, and BBQ sauce make great toppings.
Yo, Tony, give me some of them hamburgers!
by Andrew Floyd Williams February 14, 2007