textest
textest by christophorus August 25, 2010
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textastrophe
When you accidentally text the wrong person a really embarrassing message.
-- (Potentially) better sounding than "text-mergency" via. CW's Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
-- (Potentially) better sounding than "text-mergency" via. CW's Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
textastrophe by dontTho September 21, 2016
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textest • Textestrian • textosterone • textist • textastrophe • textastrophy • Textes • textertain • textertainment • Texcest
textastrophy
"I just texted Josh that I love him and that he's the reason I moved to West Covina. What a textastrophy!"
textastrophy by mcbexx September 18, 2016
textertain
Marc: "How are things going with Rachelle?"
Drew: "Pretty good mang, we've been textertaining each other for a couple days... "
Drew: "Pretty good mang, we've been textertaining each other for a couple days... "
textertain by tylerdurden44 July 7, 2010
textosterone
The hormone that allows you to say, by text, what you don't have the balls to say in person or on the phone.
textosterone by krotys August 19, 2008
textasterone
The need to text someone, usually out of complete boredom and usually because social interaction is craved.
Guy: I'm comin' down with some textasterone here, maybe if I ask everyone what they thought of the latest movie that came out.
textasterone by Douglas Young September 24, 2007
Textistential Crisis
Angrily texting your friends and family late in the night about politics after having too many Miller Lite's
In the throes of a textistential crisis, Eric Trump messaged his old friends, late into the night, about their own immoralities.
Textistential Crisis by _pone_ July 31, 2020
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