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1.
A plural for a number of text messages sent
I sent him a load of textes
by Maddog Dixon April 02, 2009
 
2.
(Pronounced like /teste/) A persons who is texting on their phone and not paying attention to where they are going.
Did you see that? That texte just walked right into a fountain! What a gonad!
by foolm2 August 10, 2011