taddywhacker 

Penis. Often used in backwoods America by hicks and rednecks.

He caught his taddywhacker in his zipper.

taddywhacker by Here and There March 29, 2008

tallywhacker 

1. noun The part of a man interested in a tallyho.

2. The part of a man a tallyho could care less about.

Hey man, don't forget to bring protection for your tallywhacker when you go to a party.

tallywhacker by Ron April 1, 2004

talywhacker 

The Penis

I slapped her face with my soft Talywhacker

talywhacker by John Gaskell October 2, 2003

paddywhackery 

The fakey, out-of-a-box Irishness that insists on the same damned songs and the same damned menu and the same damned Guinness advertisements on the wall of every Irish bar outside of Ireland.
Seen in nearly every film which features a non Irish actor doing an Irish accent. Notable exceptions include Daniel Day Lewis in "In The Name of The Father" and Bradd Pitt in "Snatch".

"Every St.Patricks day Jose liked to emphasize his Irish roots by wearing green, drinking Guiness and referring to the 'old country' but it smacked of Paddywhackery"

paddywhackery by damien May 13, 2005

Golden Tallywhackers  

Golden strings or ornaments that hang from either nipples or undergarments in which you 'whack' people with. They tend to turn men on.

The other day when i took off my shirt I exposed my golden tallywhackers and Chester loved them!

Golden Tallywhackers by Maria and Alii November 25, 2007

Tallywhacker 

a cock, strudel, penis, shaft, meat and two veg, etc a description of the appendage between a males legs

"hey sweety, you wanna see my tallywhacker?"

"princess, how good would a mouthful of tallywhacker be?"

"bend over! here comes the tallywhacker"

Tallywhacker by tania January 26, 2004

Tallywhacker 

A Tallywhacker is a stick that is used to keep score. (originally) and yes, a vernacularism for dong.

Tallywhacker by cyphercube November 6, 2003