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An indivdual who has not yet had sex and is over 40 years old.
He's a Stitza!
stitza by steetza June 2, 2010
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Shitzanogien 

When Playing Minecraft, listening to revenge, Shitzanogien is the word associated when you are blown up by a creeper and lose all your stuff
You - “Yo I just found a village”.
Creeper kills you
You - “Ahhhhhh Shitzanogien, I just lost 11 Diamonds”.
Shitzanogien by The Recyclable Cunt October 31, 2019
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A derogatory term used to describe a person or an object closely resembling a moon rock or a kiteroll.
He was sitting on a rock, doing the 360 kiteroll when suddenly... SLITZAH moon rock style.
slitzah by LukaKuka October 11, 2007

Skitzahetic

To describe something that is really fucking crazy
Johno: "Davo just drank his own piss"
Old Mate Kev: "Thats Skitzahetic bro!"
Skitzahetic by LewMate478 October 10, 2018
The biggest dick in the class
That James is such a stitz
Stitz by RandomMemeGenerator August 28, 2016
the ebonical form of "statistics" or "stats"
Hey, are you going to stizats later or are you going to ditch?
stizats by Michael Brett September 6, 2004
Opposite of sugartits. Misshapen, lumpy, unattractive tits, usually found on drag queens and post op trannies.
I don't know about you, but Floyd Young is a real stitragus.
stitragus by Quicksnap McCracken January 31, 2015
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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