when a guy sweats in the scrotum area and his underwear gets stuck between the scrotum and the legs and must be picked to relieve the awful stuffy feeling.

when pat ran a mile, he had a terrible sqwedgie and needed to pick it.

sqwedgie by mooshkla June 9, 2005

Related Words

sqwerd • shwerd • swerd • sqwedgie • sqwerve • Shwerding • sqward • sqwedge • sqweed • Sqweedle

sqwerty

Ejaculating over the keyboard after watching harcore porn on the internet.

Get me a tissue...... and a new keyboard while your at it i just did a sqwerty!

sqwerty by .::numb::. October 10, 2006

swerdy

A combination of the words sweet and nerdy.

Coined by Diablo Cody on her blog "The Pussy Ranch"

sweet + nerdy = swerdy

swerdy by Lia Renee December 29, 2007

Sqweedle

a squeeble weeble. you know a scit scattin do dattin word for a squirty shit.

-what was that noise?

-Sorry, I got a bad case of the sqweedles.

-No problem. I know how that goes.

Sqweedle by Taintrippperrr March 30, 2009

swerd

a combination of the words "sweet" and "word" used as an expression. Originally coined by Bushwalla, a musician from San Diego.

Person one: "I just got tickets to the show!"

Person two: "Swerd!"

swerd by swerd October 20, 2008

Shwerding

Shwerding originated from two greats from Poole, Dorset. They are gifted individually, the thinker, the motivator; one being the background guy and one being the frontline. It comes as taking words and using them yourself, but these gifted guys used to do it for humour and coding. People wouldn't understand this companionship, like Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, Ant and Dec but more in reality Dumb and Dumber.

"Shwerding "and Exshample you shnood shmeek Shnike shmis because it would be not conformist. " smhaydon can I have shmaves please?" Shwerdimt is Shnoe shmucking shmule dude shmightcheous

Shwerding by PooleDorsetBanter August 17, 2015

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026