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(adj.) A girl who is stereotypically Midwestern in a trashy way.
When I saw she had spilled Fireball down the front of her Pink Cardinals shirt, then heard her scream 'whoooooooo,' I knew she was super ranch.
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Verb: To shoot a hot creamy load onto your partner's bung hole, and then toss the salad.
Wow, That freak Tony Ranched his girlfriend's mom. I'm gonna be sick!
by mailmanjoe May 26, 2005
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The drug spot in your neighborhood where the junkies line up to get their fix, called so because these fuckin' junkies look and at like cattle
Them mutha fuckas making made papes at the ranch
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To smoke weed, used instead of smoking weed so your hockey coach doesn't know what you're talking about
"yoo, I just picked up a fat sack, lets go ranch"
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(adj)describing someone, sth, or some action that is very country, with a beautiful ranch scene as its background.
that shirt is so ranch.
that comment really made you sound ranch.
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To vomit.

I take no responsibility for this one. We had a 16 year old work-experience kid with us last week who was grossed out by an abscess. He disappeared out the back saying:
"I've gotta get some fresh air, I feel like I'm gonna ranch everywhere"
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Ranch can mean whatever you want it to mean.

Awesome, cool, weird, odd, whatever adjective comes to mind. It can be used as a sad boi meme for when you want to confuse someone or when you're the one who is confused. When using this word when confused the point is simply to confuse the person that confused you with their actions or something that they said. There are many different ways to say this word. "Ranchy" "Rancho" "ranchified" "ranched asf" "ranch asf" "ranch" or anything along the lines. As long as you are saying the word "ranch" it counts. Pay attention to the conversation topic and the tone that you or the person using the word is having. If this word is said in a negative tone it will most likely be a negative adjective. If ranch is used with a positive tone it will most likely mean a positive adjective.

The origin of this words' definition is Doritos cool ranch. The creator didn't understand why the chips' creator called it "cool" ranch instead of a simple "ranch flavored". The creator thought that this was weird, odd, (somewhat) funny, and quite ironic. So, the creator simply called some stuff ranch and now it is officially a word in their personal dictionary.
Ana: "How was your day."
Cameron: "Today was ranch."*said with positive tone and intent

(over text)
Sarah:"Ugh I hate you"
Mary:"I'm ranchified .." (confused example)

Professor : *tells students their intricate theory on black holes
Student: Ranch.. (confused example)

Bob: "I'm cool. "
Robert : "No, I'm ranch!"
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