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(adj.) A girl who is stereotypically Midwestern in a trashy way.
When I saw she had spilled Fireball down the front of her Pink Cardinals shirt, then heard her scream 'whoooooooo,' I knew she was super ranch.
by C-El, Esq May 02, 2016
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Verb: To shoot a hot creamy load onto your partner's bung hole, and then toss the salad.
Wow, That freak Tony Ranched his girlfriend's mom. I'm gonna be sick!
by mailmanjoe May 26, 2005
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The drug spot in your neighborhood where the junkies line up to get their fix, called so because these fuckin' junkies look and at like cattle
Them mutha fuckas making made papes at the ranch
by ac degrees November 22, 2004
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To smoke weed, used instead of smoking weed so your hockey coach doesn't know what you're talking about
"yoo, I just picked up a fat sack, lets go ranch"
by Brandonn February 02, 2008
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(adj)describing someone, sth, or some action that is very country, with a beautiful ranch scene as its background.
that shirt is so ranch.
that comment really made you sound ranch.
by azleda April 16, 2006
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To vomit.

I take no responsibility for this one. We had a 16 year old work-experience kid with us last week who was grossed out by an abscess. He disappeared out the back saying:
"I've gotta get some fresh air, I feel like I'm gonna ranch everywhere"
by Choda Boy 57 August 15, 2006
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"the ranch" or "the ranch dressing"
cum, semen, spooge
He ranched a load in her butthole
by Dirty Rancher May 04, 2004
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