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squashling

What results from planting a squash seed that germinates. A baby squash plant.
This spring i've grown a fine crop of squashlings, hopefully they will grow up to produce squashlets that will produce nice big squash that we will enjoy eating.
squashling by Old Dog Zero One September 19, 2022
A very young squash, grown from a squashling.
I have a nice crop of squashlets, with luck they will mature into nice big squash that we can eat.
squashlet by Old Dog Zero One September 19, 2022

Squashed Rat 

When a male presses his entire genitalia against a transparent, hard surface such as a window or a CD case. The resulting visual resembles a rat that has been crushed to death.
It is like mooning someone except with a dick and balls.
Pressing your junk against a window looks like a squashed rat.
Squashed Rat by Scoopalone June 27, 2014

street squish 

Just a really skanky sperm dump. Looks for rich looking drunks for one night stands, just so they have shelter. Hint:They usually don't wear panties and smell like an organic solvent.
"Looks like James found some street squish again. One day his dick will turn green and fall off."
A squish is a platonic crush, one where you like someone and want to be close to them, but not in a romantic way.
I developed a squish on my best friend in high school.
squish by GeorgeWGeezil January 23, 2010