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A Girl who is very sexy, so sexy that the sight of her gives you a big red Clifford muttroom tip.
She has perky tits with nice pink nipples, firm round ass, a spectacular snatch
and a mouth that makes you want to fuck the shit out of her face while doing squealies at BP in Oakura.
Last night I got lucky with a da-da-dayum Squesha. She worked wonders on my muttroom with her mouth and box.
I don't think anyone will ever give me an erection unless it was that squesha from last night
Squesha by reamer November 21, 2013
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squishable 

A giant, round, stuffed animal that is perfect for hugging.
I had a bad day, but I felt much better after I hugged my squishable.
squishable by Cow Owner February 28, 2011

squishable 

Your cushion is super comfortable and squishable.
squishable by Skyspeaker June 2, 2005

Squishalicious 

1.) of extreme and/or awesome squishness
2.) to squish to a state which brings pure joy and entertainment
guy : "Dude, this fat dead guy is so Squishalicious! watch what happens when i poke him with a stick!"

other guy : "AWESOME"
Squishalicious by Kelli B is me October 9, 2008

squeehawed 

My crack head neighbor's teeth are squeehawed

Squishalicious 

1.of extreme and/or squishness.
2.to squish to a state which brings pure joy and entertainment.
guy: "Dude! check this out! this fat dead guy is so s
Squishalicious! watch what happens when you poke him with a stick!"
other guy: "AWESOME"

squishalishes 

1) A girl that has an epic booty.

2) A booty that so nice it doesn't deserve to be sat on.

3) An ass worth buying a drink for.
Her booty's squishalishes.
squishalishes by ***The Champ*** April 18, 2011
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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