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A unit of measurement used by hipsters in which "coolness" is determined. The more "artsy" pictures they can create they cooler they become in the realm of what is hip.

Also, a unit of measurement to determine just how self absorbed, attention needy and undateable some people actually are through the amount of selfies they put on Instagram, as if Facebook isn't enough.
Guy 1- "Whoa! That chick has about 350 selfies on Instagram."

Guy 2- "Yeah, wow, that makes her about a 7.5/10 on the undateable scale. Good luck to anyone stuck with her."

Even though that hipster has put up 200 "art" photos on Instagram that look like they were left out in the sun on the end of a coffee table and substituted as a drink coaster, he's considered the hip of the hipest now by the hipster community.
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Used for white girls to post selfies with them doing duck faces, pictures of their dogs, or their latest purchase at Starbucks they are drinking that day. All while judging their popularity with how many likes they get on their picture.
Did you see my latest picture on Instagram? I got like 50 likes, I feel so cool.
by bjw3712 February 09, 2014
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A popular photo-sharing app flawlessly tailored to the explicit purpose of taking over two decades of technological progress in the realm of mobile digital photography and rendering them utterly worthless via application of appalling "filters" designed to transform the original clarity of images recorded by advanced digital sensors into the mottled likeness of expired film from the 1950's developed in coffee grounds.
"Nice photo, Josie, but you really need to clean that screen on your porch, I've never seen one that's so dirty!"

"What do you mean? I was in the middle of the backyard! But if you like the photo, you should check out my other ones on Instagram!"
by Ragnarler July 15, 2012
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The exact amount a wannabe hipster weighs.
Person 1:That dude is such a hipster

Person 2: He weighs an instagram
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Something that won't fix your ugly face...
Kid 1: Hey, check it out! I just got Instagram.
Kid 2: Well you still look ugly...
by echoandramen June 17, 2012
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A website where users can upload pictures for their friends to see. Sadly this is not the case, since most teenagers ask for "shoutouts" constantly to get people to follow them. Once these kids have a few thousand followers, whom they do not know or have never met, they will constantly ask for likes and pretend to be instafamous. These kids mostly only upload selfies with a goofy ass filter on them with over used hashtags as the caption.
Instagram Kid: *posts selfie of himself in sunglasses*

Oh you know just chillen #like #likeitup #shoutmeout #doshoutout #like4like #l4l #shoutout4shoutout #s4s #cool #lilwayne #helladope #swagpics
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Social network where food and drinks meet each other, become friends and sometimes hook up.
-Ice tea: Hey, sweetie. I saw some of your pics on your human's Instagram and you sure look tasty.
-Pizza slice: Stop it! I'm blushing! Here's my number. Call me!
by Eyeye April 10, 2013
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