13 definitions by Scoopalone

Top Definition
(Sexual Maneuver) When a male bangs a female from behind, and while doing so, shoves a cassette tape into

the female's ass. The resulting phrases and noises that come from the female's mouth play automatically for everyone to savor!
Timmy was notorious for giving girls the "Teddy Ruxpin" before he was found dead under a highway overpass.
by Scoopalone May 19, 2013
When a child acts up at the kitchen table, and the parent slaps this child upside the head, forcing his/her face to plunge into his/her cereal/soup bowl.
Gino gave his son Vincenzo a Scoopalone during breakfast for antagonizing his Sister Sophia.
by Scoopalone February 19, 2009
A vicious, rigid, and determined dance that is executed by 40 something aged women that dress like they are twenty something's.(Also called "Scallywags or Swamp Donkeys). It occurs when a live band plays a Judas priest cover song, or a similar rock tune from the same era. This dance is performed by throwing both arms back behind you in a vicious "scooping" motion and repeating this motion completely out of rhythm with the song. It can be intensified by having an angry face, and crow hopping in between scoops.
Sadie double-backhoed her way backstage and was never seen again......
by Scoopalone May 19, 2013
A very unpleasant event, thing, object, or person. Evoking feelings of loathing, and or true awfulness. UNSAT! (Unsatisfactory)
You can't make it to the big party??!?!?
That's a Dog Shit Taco!
by Scoopalone February 21, 2009
(Italian-American Slang) A swift,jab-like,backhand to the face. It is a gateway slap to a slap combination, and can easily be followed by a Scoopalone, or a Scaffoombaggia. (A very good example of onamatopeoia as it sounds like it is pronounced VA-VEEN!)
Francesca was being fresh, so I put her in her place with an unexpected Vavine to the grill.
by Scoopalone February 21, 2009
(Italian-American Slang) An open palmed facial slap to a slack jaw, or the side of an open mouth which produces a loud, hollow sound.
I could feel the shockwave from across the room when Mikey Ga-Ga gave Sol a swift Scaffoombaggia (Ska-foom-bahtch), sending his face into orbit......
by Scoopalone February 19, 2009
Noun, female) a disgusting woman that is encountered in dive bars who is semi to moderately attractive, but is married with children and still goes home with you. Usually these species have a gin-soaked, chain smoker voice, and have names like Rhonda,for example, which they shorten to "Ronnie" etc. They leave their husband and kids in the hotel room on vacation, and go out on the town solo, having sex with other partners in bathrooms, on piers by the beach, or in public parks after hours of daylight. After these encounters, they cling to their new sexual partner like a barnacle clings to the hull of a boat, and the only way to remove barnacles is with extreme effort using a plastic putty knife. They are very hard to get rid of.

(noun male) a shit- bag. An under performer, or complete degenerate. A failure in all aspects of life.
I thought I would never get rid of that mollusk from last night!
by Scoopalone June 01, 2014

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