Scoopalone's definitions

Mollusk

Noun, female) a disgusting woman that is encountered in dive bars who is semi to moderately attractive, but is married with children and still goes home with you. Usually these species have a gin-soaked, chain smoker voice, and have names like Rhonda,for example, which they shorten to "Ronnie" etc. They leave their husband and kids in the hotel room on vacation, and go out on the town solo, having sex with other partners in bathrooms, on piers by the beach, or in public parks after hours of daylight. After these encounters, they cling to their new sexual partner like a barnacle clings to the hull of a boat, and the only way to remove barnacles is with extreme effort using a plastic putty knife. They are very hard to get rid of.

(noun male) a shit- bag. An under performer, or complete degenerate. A failure in all aspects of life.

I thought I would never get rid of that mollusk from last night!

by Scoopalone June 1, 2014

low tide dick (ltd)

When a male bangs out a slam-pig (skank, scallwag, swamp donkey, mollusk etc.) and does not shower afterwards. He then goes to his manual labor job and works out in the sun all day, creating a sweaty swamp in his pants that festers and festers. When he comes home from work and removes his pants, the smell is just like low tide. It is extremely funny if he then says to the same girl who initiated this chaotic and awful smell: "Smell my dick!" and thrusts it in her face.

Drew cleared out the locker room with his low tide dick (ltd).

by Scoopalone June 27, 2014

Scaffoombaggia (Ska-foom-bahtch)

(Italian-American Slang) An open palmed facial slap to a slack jaw, or the side of an open mouth which produces a loud, hollow sound.

I could feel the shockwave from across the room when Mikey Ga-Ga gave Sol a swift Scaffoombaggia (Ska-foom-bahtch), sending his face into orbit......

by Scoopalone February 19, 2009

Dog Shit Taco

A very unpleasant event, thing, object, or person. Evoking feelings of loathing, and or true awfulness. UNSAT! (Unsatisfactory)

You can't make it to the big party??!?!?
That's a Dog Shit Taco!

by Scoopalone February 21, 2009

Single By-pass

(action) an act of sabotage whereby an unsuspecting victim makes the "heart symbol" using both hands, and the saboteur pokes his dick through the heart symbol. This is a much better way of photo bombing someone because it is so much more disrespectful and demeaning!

Happy Valentine's day! Single By-pass!!!

by Scoopalone February 13, 2015

Boston Bouffant

(Pronounced Bah-stin Boo-font) (noun) when a male is performing cunnilingus on a female partner, and the female lets loose a queef of such intensity, that it parts the male's hair right down the middle. ( in a similar fashion to George McFly's hairdo in back to the future).

Skyler went muff diving, and came out with a Boston Bouffant! What a loser!

by Scoopalone June 4, 2014

Squashed Rat

When a male presses his entire genitalia against a transparent, hard surface such as a window or a CD case. The resulting visual resembles a rat that has been crushed to death.
It is like mooning someone except with a dick and balls.

Pressing your junk against a window looks like a squashed rat.

by Scoopalone June 27, 2014