At this point spasstard is getting very pissed off and is picking up a knife.
Clive: Whats wrong mate?
Spasstard: You only bought that, because you know I only have a intel pentium 1 computer with windows 95.
Clive: No... I bought because I have a job and want to move on in life.
Spasstard: AAGGHH I hate you! You bastard!
Clive: Fuck Off you Spasstard.