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Someone who walks with their head angled 30-45 degrees to the side, one of their arms in a crooked position, their feet turned inwards (like Kevin Spacey in The Usual Suspects), walking down a street, with the occasional noise (like that dude in Cube) "Errrrrahhhhhhhh".
Whenever Dave did something stupid, we'd do the spastic impression on him "Errrrrahhhhhhhh".
Us Brits are the masters of doing insulting impressions such as the spastic and wanker impression.
Us Brits are the masters of doing insulting impressions such as the spastic and wanker impression.
by akminder
February 24, 2004
11 more definitions
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1. Relating to, of the same nature as, or characterized by involuntary muscular contractions, esp. the long-continued contractions known as tonic spasms.
2. A person afflicted by such spasms; a person suffering from cerebral palsy.
2. A person afflicted by such spasms; a person suffering from cerebral palsy.
"Christine is very spastic."
by DiiKaBaKa
January 23, 2004
3
1) A retarded person not to be laughed at in a cruel and heartless manner.
2) A brave person.
3) An insulting name given to a mentally or physically handicapped person.
2) A brave person.
3) An insulting name given to a mentally or physically handicapped person.
Person 1: I've just spilt gravy over my X-Box.
Person 2: Dude, you are such a spastic.
Person 1: That's out of order, don't say that.
Person 2: Sorry, I meant to say you are a 'Practicality challanged person'.
Person 2: Dude, you are such a spastic.
Person 1: That's out of order, don't say that.
Person 2: Sorry, I meant to say you are a 'Practicality challanged person'.
by Matt Bateman
May 09, 2003
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USA: A neutral term to refer to clumsiness. Unlike its UK counterpart, this has absolutely no negative connotations
UK: An incredibly derogatory term referring to people with cerebral palsy, in a similar way retarded is often used as an insult around the world.
UK: An incredibly derogatory term referring to people with cerebral palsy, in a similar way retarded is often used as an insult around the world.
Imagine a wobbly train acting crazy
USA:
American Student: "Man, that train is so spastic."
American Teacher: "Yeah. It probably needs some fixing."
UK:
British Student: "Wow! That train is spastic."
British Teacher: "Derogatory slurs in class? DETENTION!"
USA:
American Student: "Man, that train is so spastic."
American Teacher: "Yeah. It probably needs some fixing."
UK:
British Student: "Wow! That train is spastic."
British Teacher: "Derogatory slurs in class? DETENTION!"
by sega31098
November 11, 2014
5
Used to describe an individual who judges a person by irregular/inthourough movement.
Jules is a spastic because he saw an old man struggling to pick up a coin of the floor.
by TrueLanguage
June 17, 2015
7
A special group ov wierd people who pull wierd faces nd have their own language! u have 2 b privaliged 2 no these peeps!
Big up the spastic crew massive
by me
March 24, 2005
