cancer

A disease lacking a sense of humor.

Damn, Cancer, you really killed that dude.

by Anonymous May 18, 2003

cancer

One disease to rule them all. Anything and everything causes cancer nowadays, which is somewhat depressing. There is no true cure for any form of cancer, but there just might be if the human race would stop warring with itself and concentrate on destroying diseases instead.

My God! Jimmy! Stay away from the sun! It causes CANCER! My God! Jimmy! Don't eat that! It causes CANCER! MY God! Jimmy! Don't breathe in school! IT CAUSES CANCER!

by The Smexorcist April 24, 2005

cancer

A disease caused by everything.

Bob got cancer from breathing, maybe we should stop so we don't get cancer!

by Matt May 13, 2005

cancer

Jacob sartorius

He is cancer!

by Badasssman July 22, 2016

cancer

4th Astrological sign for people born between June 22-July 21.

Cancers rock...

by Gwen Stefani Grrl October 6, 2003

cancer

Jake Paul

Boy i hate cancer.

by Mimikyu_12360 August 30, 2017

cancer

cancer is a disease where you loose hair and you may die but some people do live the most common is lung cancer which is normaly caused due to smoking

person 1: I have cancer :(

by dummolovesyou October 20, 2018