Top Definition
who those annoying people who are both spastics and bastards.
by Ashley November 12, 2002
A person for whom both the insults "spastic" and "retard" apply. spas-tard.
You fucking spastard, you dropped the jellyfish back in the sea.
by mmmmmmkay July 23, 2005
One whom is both spastic and a bastard
You fucking spastard! You make me glad I never married your father.
by Joseph Webster April 24, 2015
Not quite a spatic, not quite a retard, but god are they fucked up!
Daniel is a spastard
by Shaun Walker March 02, 2005
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