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Guntgie

When a woman possessing a wordgunt/word wears pants much too tight for her prominent girth, thus producing a wedgie effect which drives witnesses to gouge out their eyes with the nearest rusty garden implement. Credit belongs to Canadian G. Mellum for coining the term in 2001.

Mrs. Chastko had such a guntgie that I wished to drive a serrated trowel into my left eye socket.

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 2, 2003

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gooder

n. A fortuitious or entertaining event.

Remember when I got drunk and convinced the Germans were after me, and you guys had to tie my legs up until I kept screaming for a medic? That was a GOODER!

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 4, 2003

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raging erection

n. An massive erection produced by a state of extreme arousal; one which is extremely blatant to the point where, if not tearing completely through the pants and undergarments, is clearly defined against the fabric and impossible to conceal.

I got a raging erection when Katie bent over!

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 4, 2003

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