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Makerbreaker

n. A defining moment, person or place, one which singlehandedly determines the outcome of an event. Also: maker-breaker.
The downhill section of Leguna Seca is the makerbreaker for the entire race.
mugGet the Makerbreakermug.

P'Tit

n. Mild insult. Derived from the French abbreviation for "Petite," as "Li'l" is an abbreviaton for "Little."
Shut up, you p'tit cockrobber.
mugGet the P'Titmug.

Ejacumaster

n. A moderate insult which implies that its target has ingested or otherwise come into contact with so much wordmanjaculate/word that they are indeed a master at such. Usually an implication of homosexuality in the target.
"Go swallow another load, you Ejacumaster."
mugGet the Ejacumastermug.

Foxtrot Uniform

adj. Abbreviation of "Fucked Up" as expressed in the NATO phoenetic alphabet. Used as a descriptor of something being awry.
Pennzoil 1, my engine's foxtrot uniform. Ejecting!
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Guntgie

When a woman possessing a wordgunt/word wears pants much too tight for her prominent girth, thus producing a wedgie effect which drives witnesses to gouge out their eyes with the nearest rusty garden implement. Credit belongs to Canadian G. Mellum for coining the term in 2001.
Mrs. Chastko had such a guntgie that I wished to drive a serrated trowel into my left eye socket.
mugGet the Guntgiemug.

rectal rocketeer

n. Humorous insult, used to imply that the target is a homosexual, particularly one who dresses up in Spandex and rams a bottle of Tabasco-brand hot sauce into their rectum in the hopes that it will prolong their erection.
Go crack open another cold one, you prickfaced rectal rocketeer!
mugGet the rectal rocketeermug.

gooder

n. A fortuitious or entertaining event.
Remember when I got drunk and convinced the Germans were after me, and you guys had to tie my legs up until I kept screaming for a medic? That was a GOODER!
mugGet the goodermug.

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