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socking it 

When a lone man who receives little attention ejaculates in public with a sock over his penis.
Kevin was socking it during the puppet sex scene in Team America.
socking it by JCM Crew June 1, 2006
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socking it 

To use socks as toilets so you don't have to stop playing Everquest, World of Warcraft, Second Life, etc... even for a few minutes.
A man who refused to stop playing Everquest pioneered the socking it technology. He was found dead in his basement with his computer from the conditions he was "living" in.
socking it by corenothing September 8, 2007

socking it 

When a woman is on her period and is acting like a bitch.
"Sorry guys I can't go out tonight. The wife has been socking it this week."
socking it by familyguy April 26, 2005

fresh socking it 

When you're so rich, you can afford to wear a brand-new pair of socks every day.
fresh socking it by Fauxpaw January 31, 2007

Clear Socking it 

Jearking off into a condom instead of a sock.
I caught my roomate clear socking it last night.
Clear Socking it by thir yeth thir February 7, 2024

brown sockin' it

the point at which diarrhea is unholdable and you rip a mudslide down your pants and on or into your sock(s)turning it/them brown.
"I love mexican food!"
"Yeah, me too. but I always end up brown sockin' it afterwards."
brown sockin' it by Mitch Trimble October 21, 2007

One sockin' it 

The situation resulting from using a sock when no toilet paper is available.
Dear Mom,

Went to Tijuana and ate shitty tacos. Tried to drive back to Barstow in one sitting. I'm now one sockin' it. Please send more socks.

-George
One sockin' it by Trry96 September 19, 2014
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